Archive for October, 2009
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Sunday, October 11th, 2009Fantastic. Maybe avoiding General McChrystal’s phone calls was not the president’s best idea? On the day of President Obama’s glorious Nobel Appease Prize victory, a Taliban henchman gloats in Afghanistan in the aftermath of the Kamdesh siege: Speaking by telephone from an undisclosed location, Taliban spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid said the U.S. bombarded the outpost with [...]
Marge Simpson Does Playboy?
Saturday, October 10th, 2009Dude. LOS ANGELES – “D’oh!” doesn’t even start to cover it. Marge Simpson — the blue beehived matriarch of America’s most loved dysfunctional family – is Playboy magazine’s November cover, the magazine said on Friday. Simpson, tastefully concealing her assets behind a signature Playboy Bunny chair, is the first cartoon character ever to front the [...]
Bird, Bird, Bird, The Bird Is The Word
Saturday, October 10th, 2009Good news, everyone! The newest edition of Monkey & Bird has hit the blogosphere, and as always, I have the goods. If you have been under a rock or at the Nobel Peace Prize conference, the creators of the strip are Philadelphia residents, and certifiable good eggs. When was the last time you heard that [...]
Guy Ritchie: Madonna Is “Retarded”
Saturday, October 10th, 2009Gee, ya think? No offense, Guy, but everyone knows your ex-wife is a little off. Calling her “retarded,” however, is a huge slap in the face to mentally challenged people everywhere. They have motor skills and some sense of fashion. Madonna? Not so much. Guy Ritchie is about as open-book as a celebrity gets. The [...]
Nuke Worker Arrested For Al Qaeda Ties
Saturday, October 10th, 2009Because you want all of your nuclear employees to be sympathetic to a major terrorist organization. You might have missed this story, since every newsperson in the world was covering The Obamaton’s bogus Nobel Peace Prize brouhaha. Ed Morrissey has the croissant-crushing news: French security forces detained a scientist at the CERN facility today for [...]
Ladies And Gentlemen, Your Weekend Funny
Saturday, October 10th, 2009Enjoy! Heh. (H/T – Stop the ACLU)
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, October 9th, 2009NYPD Whoo! Caption Contest (Source: JammieWearingFool) Submit your original caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, October 12th. Good luck! Photoshop Entries: Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob (I WON here last week!) Family Security Matters Military Times Rodney Dill RT (I [...]
So, I Guess This Is Forced Retirement?
Friday, October 9th, 2009As most of you already know, I coach lacrosse at Northeast Catholic High School here in Philly. I played the sport in college, and have been coaching high school lax since 1992. This upcoming season would have been my 19th overall, and my 13th at North. It appears that 13 is my unlucky number, as [...]
Barack Obama Wins The Nobel Peace Prize
Friday, October 9th, 2009Eh, what? The voting ended on February 1st. Obama was inaugurated on January 20th, and the only thing he did as a senator was campaign for president!!! My only question – and it is a serious one – is this: What did he do to deserve this?? So the Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded Obama the [...]
A Charlie Rangel Kind Of Christmas
Friday, October 9th, 2009For New York Congressman Corrupt Charlie Rangel, every day is Christmas! Where else can you get paid to suck the teat of the American citizenry, violate the tax laws with impunity, and have the Black Congressional Caucus kiss your fat ass and tell you it tastes great? Of course, with every Christmas, there comes an [...]
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