Archive for October, 2009
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Monday, October 19th, 2009And get this: None of them died from gunshot wounds. What are the odds? DETROIT — A half-marathoner and two other runners died during the Detroit marathon on Sunday, organizers said. Daniel Langdon, 36, of Laingsburg, collapsed at about 9:02 a.m. between the 11- and 12-mile markers, said Rich Harshbarger, vice president of consumer marketing [...]
This Week On Samurai Felon
Monday, October 19th, 2009This story is a perfect example of why you need to kick your adult children out of the damned basement! It is also why you may want to steer them way clear of Dungeons & Dragons. Police in Upper Darby say the officer responded to a call about a man who is in his mother’s [...]
White House: FOXNews Not A Real Network
Monday, October 19th, 2009Remember all of the election-era nonsense about HopeyChange? Remember all those commercials that claimed, “Barack Obama just has an ability to bring people together?” Yeah, that was apparently all bunk. At least if you are FOXNews, that is. Obama bigwigs Rahm Emanuel and David Axelrod have declared war on the cable news network, because they [...]
Someone Fix That Reset Button
Sunday, October 18th, 2009President Obama sure knows how to pick ‘em. By choosing Hillary Clinton as his Secretary of State, he guaranteed a triumvirate of lunacy at the top of the American government. All three – Obama, Biden, and Clinton – have been bumbling their way through foreign affairs. Although after this week, Hillary is now the undisputed [...]
Philadelphia Police Officer Arrested
Sunday, October 18th, 2009Why is it that when some jackass police officer does something incredibly stupid it has to occur in my division? I swear to God this place if frakkin’ cursed. And if this story is true, this piece of detritus deserves to be fired, arrested, and prosecuted. He also needs to get his damned head examined, [...]
It’s Rule 5 Sunday!
Sunday, October 18th, 2009What is Rule 5? Well, it is adequately and completely discussed at The Other McCain’s post entitled, “How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog in Less Than a Year.” Five rules for such a feat are explained, and posting photos of fabulous babes is expressed in “Rule 5.” Basically, it is doing what [...]
Scientists Produce “Sexual Tsunami”
Saturday, October 17th, 2009That’s funny. “Sexual Tsunami” was my nickname in high school! Apparently, those same geeks in high school – not me, other geeks – have been burning the midnight oil on something big. What is it you ask? Well, you won’t believe it; you’ll have to read it for yourself: Scientists at the University of Toronto [...]
Hugh Hefner Helps Wounded Warrior Project
Saturday, October 17th, 2009Say what you want about Hugh Hefner, but you have to give the man credit for this. He is holding his Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion and letting the Wounded Warrior Project be one of the beneficiaries. “Hef was kind enough to let the Wounded Warrior Project be a beneficiary on Halloween. Proceeds will [...]
Service With A Crooked Smile
Saturday, October 17th, 2009Fifteen years ago today, I entered the Philadelphia Police Academy full of pith and vinegar and a mission to save the world. Like most in my class, I came to the profession in the hopes of becoming the next Wyatt Earp or Eliot Ness. The academy fostered those dreams, but like most things learned in [...]
Hey Kids, What Time Is It?
Saturday, October 17th, 2009It’s time for this week’s edition of Monkey and Bird! You can check out the new installment HERE.
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