Archive for October, 2009
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Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Somebody better tell Flavor Flav to straighten up and fly right! In the market for a set of used grills once worn by a perp? Well, Tennessee cops may have some gold for your cash. The Nashville Police Department is auctioning a confiscated “set of custom made teeth grills,” with the proceeds of the sale [...]
Sebelius: Not Saving America’s Bacon
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Hey, are you interested in getting that awesome new Swine Flu vaccine? Well, you may have to wait a while. Why? Because other more needy countries are going to get yours first. For just pennies a day, you too can sponsor a sickly loser country . . . It’s bad enough that there is already [...]
Amy Winehouse’s New Boobs Are Fantastic!
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Oh, that’s not me talking. That’s Amy Winehouse’s father. Amy Winehouse is a completely different person from who she was this time last year, her father says. The singer, 26, is doing well both inside and out – and that includes her recent breast enhancement. On Wednesday, Mitch Winehouse told British TV show This Morning [...]
May The Coors Be With You
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009This, my friends, may be the funniest video . . . evah! (H/T – Ace O’ Spades) If I didn’t know any better, I would say that was Vincent Antonelli after one of our post-hockey game bar stops. The man really enjoys the whiskey.
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009This is five days early, but I figured it was appropriate for the blog. October 26, 1881 – The Gunfight at the OK Corral On the morning of October 25, Ike Clanton and Tom McLaury came into Tombstone for supplies. Over the next 24 hours, the two men had several violent run-ins with the Earps [...]
Obama Approval Numbers: DOA
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009Wow, what a difference ten months make. This is not surprising, since the president is still vacillating on the Afghan troop request, refuses take the threat of ObamaCare off the table, stocks his administration with “fans” of Chairman Mao, and spends his time warring with FOXNews. After riding a wave of Hopeyness, the president’s approval [...]
True Detective Stories
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009There is not a more entertaining shift than the 3pm – 11pm tour. Why do I say that? Because the knuckleheads come out after noon – since they don’t have jobs and sleep until lunchtime. Speaking of knuckleheads, we had a doozy come to the window last night, and boy was he a MENSA candidate. [...]
Heidi Montag: Hero Of The Stupid
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009Will someone please tell Miss Montag that looks fade, and when they do, all that’s left is personality and brains? And since that is the case, little Heidi should realize that she will most likely grow old alone. LOS ANGELES — Heidi Montag refused to attend her sister’s birthday party without being paid. Whatever happened [...]
Unlike Egypt, Cancer Does Not Discriminate
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009Cancer is a terrible disease. Thankfully, there are terrific organizations combating it on a daily basis. One such organization is the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Organization, which does wonderful things to raise money and awareness of breast cancer. Unfortunately, some people do not reap the benefits of this education and awareness. People like these, [...]
True Detective Stories
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009Last night, we had a King Ball Bag sighting. King Ball Bag is easily the biggest tool in our division. The man should have “Craftsman” tattooed across his forehead. He is a know-it-all who is the best police officer in the city. Just ask him, he’ll tell ya. His “cocky” attitude has earned him the [...]
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