Whore To New York Women: “Drop Dead”
By Wyatt Earp | September 4, 2009
It’s always nice to get dressed down by a woman who smells like bleach.
NEW YORK — The high-paid escort who notoriously romped with disgraced ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer has a message to New York ladies: You’re no better than me!
“Get real and get over yourself,” Ashley Dupre bluntly tells all the women out there who “just love to judge.”
Dupre, responding to a front-page Post exclusive about Spitzer contemplating a return to office, said she is tired of people looking down on her. (H/T – New York Post)
Well, in fairness, most people have to look down on a woman who is always on her knees. I’m just sayin’.
Topics: Evil = Funny | 9 Comments »
September 4th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Ashley, they’re only looking down at the top of your head.
September 4th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I heard that back in her high school days, she was the head cheerleader…
September 4th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – Pow! Go the the head of the class! No pun intended.
TexasFred – Well crafted, sir.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Can I get her number…?
September 4th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
I have no wit or puns to contribute (I’ve had a few too many), but seriously. I read her arguments for why she’s upset that she can’t get a book deal (refusal to say anything interesting), she can’t get a job (previous position: reverse cowgirl), and she can’t make friends (she’s a known whore), and it left me wanting to pull a *facepalm*.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
What does she expect from being a prostitute? In the Vocational (Occupational?) Outlook Handbook, I’m sure it doesn’t say that whorin’ yourself is an occupation destined for greatness.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:21 am
She’s a hooker… period, end of subject… She needs to get over it.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:06 am
I think her point was that lot’s of woen make the same kind of “whorish” decisions. She took cash in a hotel, but others take a big house and nice car by marrying for money, or take the celebrity spotlight by marrying someone famous or connected. Whatevs.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Captain – 1-800-N-Y-W-H-O-R-E.
Bitter – “she can’t get a job (previous position: reverse cowgirl)” Funniest comment of the week!
RT – Really? So I should stop pimping this insipid blog?
Old NFO – Or under someone.
Woody – I see your point, but if she wanted that life, she should seek it. Some old, dried-up millionaire would take her.