This Week, On Man Vs. Wild . . .

By Wyatt Earp | September 10, 2009

I know what you’re thinking: “Wyatt, how come your blog sucks ass?” Well, I cannot answer that now, but I know what else you’re thinking, and that is this: “Wyatt, there is no way you can find a more bizarre story than that last one.”

Wanna bet?

MADEIRA BEACH — A 41-year-old man who witnesses said had been drinking since 9 a.m. was arrested Monday afternoon after authorities say he created a disturbance by pretending to drown and throw jellyfish on teenagers.

Keith Edward Marriott, of 100 154th Ave. in Madeira Beach, faces charges of disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon after a pocketknife was found in his shorts, Pinellas County sheriff’s deputies said. Marriott repeatedly submerged himself and floated to the surface, “causing concern for his safety,” and was “loud and disruptive,” according to a sheriff’s report.

Then he started throwing sea creatures. (H/T – Drudge)

Dude.

Doesn’t Marriott know that you aren’t supposed to play with jellyfish? You’re supposed to get funky with them!

Topics: WTF? | 3 Comments »