Archive for September, 2009
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Monday, September 14th, 2009Especially after ripping scumbag “comedian” and Mumia abu Jamal supporter Whoopi Goldberg. TMZ has the skinny: An NFL announcer just took a cruel and cheap shot at Whoopi Goldberg – live during a Detroit Lions football game. During the first quarter of the Lions game today, the announcer, Chris Myers was talking about a player [...]
DC Sniper Gets A Date With Death
Sunday, September 13th, 2009My opinion? Broadcast the execution on pay-per-view and donate the proceeds to the victims’ families. I’m just sayin’. Virginia prosecutors are asking a state court to set a November 9 execution date for John Allen Muhammad, convicted in a series of sniper-style shootings that terrorized the Washington area in 2002. In a letter dated Wednesday, [...]
Flashing Motorists: It’s Vampi-rific
Sunday, September 13th, 2009Picture this little scenario: You’re driving down the road in Forsyth, Georgia, when you happen across four fabulous babes. Not only are these women uber-babes, but they are also actresses. And not only are they actresses, but they are uber-babe actresses . . . who are flashing passing motorists. Is this the figment of Wyatt’s [...]
DC Tea Party Received Bomb Threat
Sunday, September 13th, 2009Oh, and the most priceless part about this threat? It was made on September 11th. Stay classy, idiots! Ed Morrissey has the details: The Washington DC Tea Party appears to be a big success, but it’s not for lack of trying among the movement’s more lunatic opponents. Yesterday, the DC Metro police evacuated the offices [...]
“Waisting” Away To Nothing
Sunday, September 13th, 2009Well, this was a so-so week for the battle of the bulge. I made Weight Watchers points only three days, and I didn’t exercise at all. No excuses, my fault alone. When I approached the scale, I feared the worst. I hopped aboard and looked down . . . The verdict? 200 Pounds. For those [...]
Fan Rushes Court, Kisses Rafael Nadal
Saturday, September 12th, 2009It could have been worse. The fan could have stabbed him. NEW YORK – Rafael Nadal was kissed by a fan who invaded the Arthur Ashe Stadium court after he beat Gael Monfils to reach the U.S. Open quarter-finals on Tuesday. The Spaniard was returning to his chair having removed his shirt when the male [...]
President Obama: Teaching Boredom 101
Saturday, September 12th, 2009Just when you thought it was safe to enter America’s schools . . . President Obama made news this week when he broadcast a speech to American students from Wakefield High School, in Arlington, Virginia. Because, you know, every teenager wants to be bored to death by a typical, corrupt politician. This laughable publicity stunt [...]
So You Think You Can Bloviate?
Saturday, September 12th, 2009President Obama certainly thinks he can. Unfortunately, he could not dance around the fact that his 8,123rd ObamaCare speech drew far less viewers than his February bore-fest . . . and a terrible FOX reality show. By the end of the year, this guy won’t be able to outdraw reruns of Mama’s Family. Allahpundit gives [...]
Jennifer Aniston Taking A Break From Acting
Saturday, September 12th, 2009Um, I don’t mean to be a dink, but is that what she calls her craft? Acting?? After wrapping production on “The Bounty” alongside Gerard Butler just last week, Jennifer Aniston is back in Hollywood promoting her new romantic flick “Love Happens” before taking some much needed rest away from the lights and action. “I’m [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, September 11th, 2009To Ares Human Caption Contest (Source: Reuters) For those of you new here, here’s how this works: Submit your original caption to this photo or e-mail me your photoshop entries (the e-mail addy is in the right sidebar). The winners will be announced on Monday, September 14th. Good luck! Original Caption: Media cover the first [...]
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