Archive for September, 2009
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Wednesday, September 16th, 2009RT sent me this, and I have to admit, it’s a gem. Enjoy! WICHITA — A man and woman decided to give the phrase “dumpster diving” a new twist over the weekend, crawling inside one on North Waco so they could be alone. It all unfolded shortly after 6 p.m. Saturday in the 700 block [...]
Jimmy Carter Plays The Race Card
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009This bloody idiot knows that he is white, right? Of course, Democrats and liberals can’t be racists, but in Jimmah’s world, most of those who criticize Obama – or his policies – are only doing so because they hate the thought of a black man in the White House. Eh, what? It’s okay, though, because [...]
Your Mid-Week Babe O’ The Day
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009This is Christina Hendricks. She is smoking hot, very curvy, and my new favorite redhead. A pox on my male readers for not alerting me to her presence before! Christina Hendricks was born on May 3, 1978, in Knoxville, Tennessee. She was raised in Twin Falls, Idaho since the age of four. As an actress, [...]
Obama In Philly To Support . . Specter?
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009Is the president out of his frakkin’ mind? I have a better shot to win that senate seat than Specter the Defector! President Obama will make an appearance at the Pennsylvania Convention Center in support of republican turned democrat Senator Arlen Specter. The fundraising dinner aims to give the veteran Senator a boost against primary [...]
White Student Beaten On Bus, Crowd Cheers
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009But hey, even though the attackers – and most of those cheering them on – were black, this isn’t a racial incident, right? A Belleville West High School student was beaten aboard a bus on the way to school Monday, and a police spokesman said the beating could be racially motivated. The 17-year-old victim [...]
Special Forces Killed Al Qaeda Operative?
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009U.S military attack helicopter? $18 million. 30mm ammunition? Um, not as much. Possibly watching a senior al Qaeda operative die of “lead poisoning?” Priceless. Let’s hope the body our boys recovered is indeed that of Saleh ali Saleh Nabhan. A U.S. Special Forces raid in Somalia on Monday may have killed a wanted al Qaeda [...]
New York Whore Becomes A Pop Star
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009Um, doesn’t that usually happen the other way around? Ashley Dupre — the escort who toppled a governor — is sick of hiding. Eighteen months after the scandal that took down Eliot Spitzer, the 24-year-old wants to become a singer, a mother, an author — anything but that girl. “Everyone likes an underdog story, and [...]
The Funniest Commercial . . . Evah!
Monday, September 14th, 2009Sure it’s lowbrow, but I guarantee its funny quotient, or I’ll refund you your money. (Not a guarantee.) *Huge Hat Tip to Randal Graves.
Kanye West Is A Piece Of Garbage
Monday, September 14th, 2009Yes, I am well aware that everyone already knows this, but it is nice to reaffirm the thought. Unfortunately, this racist scumbag keeps proving his worthlessness, as he did last night at the MTV Video Awards. Kanye showed up on the MTV Video Music Awards stage next to Taylor Swift, right in the middle of [...]
Joe Wilson: No More Apologies
Monday, September 14th, 2009South Carolina Representative Joe Wilson stated that he will not apologize again for last week’s “You lie!” outburst. Thank. God. Look, the man made a mistake. He immediately apologized to the president – through his Chief of Staff, and the American people – through the media. The pound of flesh has been collected, and Wilson [...]
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