Archive for September, 2009
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Monday, September 21st, 2009Picture this little scenario: Two thugs try and rob an off-duty Philadelphia police officer point of gun. The off-duty officer is carrying his service weapon at the time. Hilarity ensues. Now, I’m no detective – heh – but I would think that an off-duty police officer is probably not the best target for a couple [...]
Erik’s 2009 Soccer Debut
Monday, September 21st, 2009Usually when I post about soccer here, the subject is my 8-year old, Kyle. Today is my 5-year old, Erik’s day. He began his 2009 season at Philadelphia Soccer Club on Saturday, after two practices and one game were rained out. To say he was anxious to hit the field is an understatement. Erik’s coach [...]
Stay Classy, Philadelphia Eagles Fans!
Sunday, September 20th, 2009Code Monkey sent me this story from This Ain’t Hell. As if I needed another reason to hate my hometown football team and its drunken, ignorant fans: I am directing this at the fans alone, and I encourage anyone who disagrees with me to tell me where I am wrong. Now, for perspective, my brother [...]
Diving Below The Mendoza Line
Sunday, September 20th, 2009“Mendozaaaaa!” It’s a damned fine day, kids. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and bees are trying to have sex with them . . . as is my understanding. I am in a good mood today because it is weigh day – and I kicked that scale’s ass! It is always easier to [...]
Washington “Misplaces” Insane Murderer
Sunday, September 20th, 2009Ya know, I have seen and done a lot of stupid things in my 15-year career as a law enforcement professional. Of course, I have done more stupid things than I have seen – killing that prostitute was not one of my finer moments – but that’s why pencils have erasers. That being said, it [...]
Yaargh, I Missed It!
Sunday, September 20th, 2009Dammit, yesterday was Talk Like A Pirate Day, and for the second straight year, I completely missed it. Oh well, at least I can show off some pirate booty. Aargh! Feel free to talk like a pirate in the comments, though.
Congressman Wilson: Just An Average Joe
Saturday, September 19th, 2009You have to feel badly for Congressman Joe Wilson. After an ill-advised shout out to Obama during a joint session of Congress, he has been a bigger target that Rosie O’Donnell’s tramp stamp. Nancy BOTOX Pelosi demanded that Wilson jump through hoops and apologize to every single American personally despite the fact that he apologized [...]
Wolf Blitzer: Not So Smart
Saturday, September 19th, 2009Did anyone see Celebrity Jeopardy! on Thursday night? CNN talking (empty) head Wolf Blitzer hopes that answer is no. He appeared on the game show with Andy Richter and the uder-hot Dana Delany (an SYLG fave). Being smarter than the average bear, Wolf must have “blitzed” the competition, right? Eh, not so much. The Politico [...]
Eva Longoria Is A Vapid, Clueless Idiot
Saturday, September 19th, 2009Let me start this off by saying I think Eva Longoria is smoking hot. I mean, really smoking hot. That being said, I think she is a terrible actress and makes Jessica Biel look like Katherine Hepburn. That’s okay because she’s hot. Like many actresses, though, Eva ruins everything when she opens her mouth. Eva [...]
Your Football Team: Liberal Or Conservative?
Saturday, September 19th, 2009Have you ever wondered where your NFL team’s politics lie? No? Oh, well never mind then. Actually, I didn’t know (or really care) until I read this story at Michelle Malkin’s site. It’s interesting to see where the teams’ owners, officials, and players donated money politically. Oh, and if you find yourself leaning heavily to [...]
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