Archive for September, 2009
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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009Exactly one year ago, Philadelphia Police Sergeant Patrick McDonald was shot and killed on the streets of my city. Sergeant McDonald was on patrol when he stopped a vehicle occupied by two men. When asked, the passenger of the vehicle provided Sergeant McDonald with a false name. Sergeant McDonald asked the suspect to exit the [...]
A True Duct Tape Advisory
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009Seriously. Although there is no need for the actual duct tape, since some jackass Philadelphian – and probably an Eagles fan – brought in more than enough for the rest of the class. And yes, before you ask, the photo on the left is real. No photoshopping needed. It was a real cat-astrophe. Heh. Philadelphia [...]
General McChrystal Lays Down The Gauntlet
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that General McChrystal needs to threaten to resign to make the administration understand how perilous Afghanistan has become, or that it became that perilous in the first place. Kim Priestap from Wizbang brings the pain: General McChrystal is sending President Obama a very important message: get serious about [...]
They Must Be Pink Floyd Fans
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009Because I cannot think of another reason why 15 percent of German residents would want the Berlin Wall reconstructed. Yes, you read that right: one in seven Germans long for the “glory days” of a separated Deutschland. I don’t get this survey at all, and I think they really need to re-evaluate their responses. Besides, [...]
Jessica Simpson Is Losing It
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009And unfortunately, “it” is not her clothes. Heh. After losing her beloved Maltipoo Daisy to a coyote attack, Jessica Simpson may be at the lowest point of her life, friends fear. “Daisy was her baby,” one of them told PEOPLE. “It’s going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst [...]
David Hasselhoff Rushed To Hospital
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009I wonder if he was “rushed” there in slow-motion? What??? As an aside, if you listen closely, you can hear Captain America swooning over this Hasselhoff photo. Hell, if he gets him drunk enough . . . I’m just sayin’. David Hasselhoff’s struggles with alcohol seem to be far from over, as new reports claim [...]
Zbigniew Brzezinski: Local Boob
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009Ya know all of that talk about Jimmy Carter being one of the worst presidents of the 20th Century – or ever, for that matter? Remember all of that talk about Carter being a rabid anti-Semite? Well, there’s a reason for all of that talk, and some of it has to do with the people [...]
A Gift For A Loyal Reader
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009This fantastic photo of Jessica Biel is for my good friend and loyal reader Robert from Texas. He knows why. Thanks, Robert!
“You’re My Boy, Blue!”
Monday, September 21st, 2009Speaking of idiot thugs, apparently Philly hasn’t cornered the market on them. Lake Worth, Florida has a few, including one who never forget meeting World War II veteran and certified hero Robert E. Thompson. This, dear readers, will make you smile – for a few reasons. Enjoy! LAKE WORTH, Fla. – Authorities said a naked [...]
A Racist Decision By The Philly PD?
Monday, September 21st, 2009Yep, it sure looks that way. To get booted off the street, a police officer has to do something pretty serious – like shoot a suspect or be accused of brutality. But in the 35th District, which covers Logan, Olney and adjacent neighborhoods, apparently a hairdo will do it. A cop who got cornrows was [...]
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