Archive for September, 2009
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Friday, September 25th, 2009Calgary Flame-ing Hot Caption Contest (Source: Reuters) Submit your original caption to this photo – in honor of tonight’s FHL fantasy hockey draft – in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, September 28th. Good luck! Photoshop Entries: Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family [...]
Left-Handed Underwear Makes Its Debut
Friday, September 25th, 2009Being left-handed, this is my answered prayers! Well, it would be if I wore underwear. Heh. Hom, the company behind the pants, claim the underwear will “save left handed men up to three, often vital, seconds when visiting the loo.” While boxer shorts usually have an central opening, Y-fronts and trunks traditionally have a right-handed [...]
Hate Mail O’ The Week
Friday, September 25th, 2009Okay, this hate mail isn’t exactly directed toward me, but it is directed toward a post I did about Christopher Columbus. The comment is from someone named Aishah Bowron. And to be completely honest, I don’t know if that’s supposed to be a male or a female. Either way, this person is not exactly the [...]
Environmentalists: “Wiping” The World Clean
Friday, September 25th, 2009And from the looks of it, they are trying to do so, one big fat ass at a time. Ya know, I can handle the tree-huggers singing the praises of hemp jeans and brown acid, but when they start to demonize the very thing that makes this country great, it’s on like Donkey Kong! Ed [...]
Some Inspiration For Vincent Antonelli
Thursday, September 24th, 2009Heather Locklear is back, and I don’t think she’s tipsy this time. NEW YORK – Heather Locklear is reprising her signature role as scheming Amanda Woodward on its updated version of “Melrose Place,” the CW network announced Tuesday. Locklear will make her debut appearance Nov. 17 on the prime-time soap. The revived “Melrose Place” premiered [...]
California Is Full Of Sh*t
Thursday, September 24th, 2009Yeah, I realize that it’s a pretty harsh thing to say, but it is true I tell you! California is truly full of crap, and that crap is threatening to destroy the entire state. Don’t believe it? You will after you check out this story that Code Monkey sent me: The Ventura County Sheriff’s Department [...]
The Most Important Anniversary Ever
Thursday, September 24th, 2009Today is the 250th anniversary of Guinness – the greatest beer known to man. Like many ignorant utes, I spent my college days downing alcoholic atrocities like Coors Light. Not long after graduation, I ordered my first Guinness, took a sip, and said, “God, that’s awful!” Yeah, I was a moron. Nearly 20 years later, [...]
Eleven Countries Walk Out On President Tom
Thursday, September 24th, 2009Embedded video from CNN Video And one of them is America . . . F**K YEAH! The eleven, according to a European source: Argentina, Australia, Britain, Costa Rica, Denmark, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, New Zealand … and the United States. I assume our guys wouldn’t have bolted without the White House’s approval, so kudos to [...]
Darwin Is Laughing His Ass Off
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009Especially after he sees this moron’s entry into the Darwin Award foray. Note to the initiated: you should always treat a weapon as if it was loaded. And, you know, it might be a good idea to refrain from putting the gun to your head. I’m just sayin’. A Missouri man reportedly shot himself in [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009September 23, 1779 – John Paul Jones Victorious In August 1779, Jones took command of the Bonhomme Richard and sailed around the British Isles. On September 23, the Bonhomme Richard engaged the Serapis and the smaller Countess of Scarborough, which were escorting the Baltic merchant fleet. After inflicting considerable damage to the Bonhomme Richard, Richard [...]
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