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New York Whore Becomes A Pop Star

By Wyatt Earp | September 15, 2009

Ashley Dupre

Um, doesn’t that usually happen the other way around?

Ashley Dupre — the escort who toppled a governor — is sick of hiding.

Eighteen months after the scandal that took down Eliot Spitzer, the 24-year-old wants to become a singer, a mother, an author — anything but that girl.

“Everyone likes an underdog story, and everyone likes a comeback,” she said during an exclusive interview and fashion shoot with The Post. “I’m the poster child for redemption.”

Actually Ashley, you are the poster girl for antibiotics.

She’s recording pop songs and angling for a record deal, working on a book she calls a “cautionary tale,” and on her reactivated MySpace page, she talks about love, life and wishing “luck” to her former “Client 9.” (H/TThe New York Post)

Will someone please tell Ashley that the clock is ticking? 14:56, 14:57, 14:58 . . .

Topics: Snarkasm | 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “New York Whore Becomes A Pop Star”

  1. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 15th, 2009 at 7:36 am

    She’s also the poster girl for the Cantaloupe Growers of America!

  2. MeToo Says:
    September 15th, 2009 at 8:58 am

    What a bottom feeder! Pun intended.

  3. CaptainAmerica Says:
    September 15th, 2009 at 10:04 am

    Looks like old Ash put on a few pounds as well…

  4. Jon Brooks Says:
    September 15th, 2009 at 11:51 am

    It looks like shes reaching to lift up her skirt.

  5. Ralph Short Says:
    September 15th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    15:01: Ashley who?

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 15th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – If that’s your polite way of saying, “Nice store-bought cans!” I concur. :)

    MeToo – Heh, nice one.

    Captain – But she can “work” those silicone pounds right off after one or two “Johns” come by. Heh, heh, “come.”

    Jon – Just going with her strengths.

    Ralph – Exactly.

  7. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    September 15th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    She’s in no danger of drowning, that’s for sure.

  8. Ingineer66 Says:
    September 15th, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants, I just fell out of my chair laughing at your first comment. Good Stuff.

  9. Tom Jones Says:
    September 15th, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    Poster Girl for Valtrex.

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