Left-Handed Underwear Makes Its Debut
By Wyatt Earp | September 25, 2009
Hey, they put some guy's face on my body!
Being left-handed, this is my answered prayers! Well, it would be if I wore underwear. Heh.
Hom, the company behind the pants, claim the underwear will “save left handed men up to three, often vital, seconds when visiting the loo.”
While boxer shorts usually have an central opening, Y-fronts and trunks traditionally have a right-handed opening, making it potentially more tricky for left-handed men when they are standing at a urinal.
The Hom underwear has an opening slit made horizontally underneath the waistband. Mr Faucherand said: “Switching the opening from vertical to horizontal may sound like a small step, but it’s the major breakthrough that many have been waiting for.” (H/T – UK Telegraph)
Well, I sure hope the opening is accessible for those men who were, um, “shortchanged” in the Johnson department. Not that I know anyone like that.
What?
Topics: WTF? | 13 Comments »
September 25th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
And it’s a Godsend for us right handed gals!!!
(P.S. Lookin’ good Wyatt!)
September 25th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I don’t know, I might have to take a closer look to see if the stitching is right. (insert wolf whistle and foot stomping here)
September 25th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Uh…was their a post with this picture, because I didn’t see one.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
And we wonder why we’re nearing the end of the world…
September 25th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Who whips it out through the opening? You always go over the top.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Here it is like a few hours later and I just realized that I don’t like his face. LOL!
September 26th, 2009 at 1:20 am
He has a face?
September 26th, 2009 at 1:27 am
Yeah, it’s up there somewhere past those sculpted shoulders.
September 26th, 2009 at 7:14 am
Oh yeah, I see it now! Thanks for pointing it out.
September 26th, 2009 at 10:38 am
The other day I was at my SuperStore and bought three pairs of underwear in one of those sealed packages. They weren’t left handed, right handed or any handed. They did not have an opening at all. Now that I have reached a time in life where the need for speed in the bathroom is sometines important this is a real shortcoming. At least they should put a warning lable that they are not for boys under five or over 60. MUD
September 26th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Dennis, were those womens underwear that look like mens?
September 26th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Actually this was something I never contemplated.
September 27th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – Hold on, while I make that mental picture of your right-handedness . . . There we go!
DL – Are you that “Inspected By 74″ lady?
RT – Once in a while I try and ehlp out my female readers.
Rush Babe – Oh, it’s coming. I say sit back and enjoy the ride.
Randal – THANK YOU!!! My thoughts exactly.
DL/Mrs. Crankipants – I should let you and two debate that one.
Dennis – Well, you can wear your own holes in them, I guess.
Ingineer66 – Ooh, good point.
Admiral – Nor did I until I saw the story.