Japan’s First Lady Took A UFO Ride?
By Wyatt Earp | September 3, 2009
What. The. Fugu? Who knew that Mrs. Hatoyama was from the deep South? I mean, that’s where all of those abducted people hail from, right?
Actually, this is pretty apropos. If the aliens ordered her to “Take me to your leader,” she could have replied, “Here I am, dude!”
Maybe we can introduce her to Jimmy Carter or Dennis Kucinich?
Japan’s next prime minister might be nicknamed “the alien,” but it’s his wife who claims to have had a close encounter with another world.
“While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,” Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in a book published last year.
“It was a very beautiful place and it was really green.” (H/T – )
Domo arigato, Mrs. Roboto. I really appreciate this blog fodder.
Topics: WTF? | 5 Comments »
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Ahh..No! Mrs Loonybin. Venus is not nice and green. In fact the surface temperature can melt lead and the atmosphere, true plants would love all that CO2 but not the sulfides, sulphates and 700 Deg. F summer days. So thank them for taking you in spirit form because if they had taken your coporal self you would be ..Fried..Died..Laid to the side.
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Could it be that the folks on Venus have compact fluorescent light bulbs, use low-flow showerheads, and bring their own bags when shopping at the Thriftway? Maybe that’s what Mrs. Hatoyama meant by “…it was really green.”
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:23 pm
For Japan, she’s not all that weird.
I figure that in about 40 or 50 years everybody’s gonna notice that Japan got really quiet and we’ll go there and find no people, just a bunch of really creepy robots.
September 4th, 2009 at 7:12 am
I didn’t think of that Mrs. C. you may be right. I wonder if the Venusians shop at Wal-Melt too? I think this is a good question for George Noory at Coast to coast. I love that show.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Somebody’s been smoking the pipe again.