Comments on: Darwin Is Laughing His Ass Off

By: Bob

Bob — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:44:40 +0000

Yeah, I learned the same procedure as Jason. Was taught to drop the magazine, work the action twice, look to see if there’s a round, look away, look again, then physically feel inside the chamber.

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:17:34 +0000

1. Drop magazine
2. Work action three times
3. Check chamber physically and visually

note: after third evolution of working the action, if rounds are still coming out, you either forgot step 1 or the good Lord himself is providing your ammunition.

Oh, and never point the gun at your own head. Never mind the whole “and don’t pull the trigger” part of it.

A part of me is glad this person is no longer with us.

By: Deputy Polarbear

Deputy Polarbear — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:40:38 +0000

Sigh….looks like it is time to shock the gene pool again….

“Now, honey if this gun was really loaded, this is something that you would never want to do” BLAM

By: MeToo

MeToo — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:00:02 +0000

Sounds like survival of the fittest to me. No need to worry how shallow his gene pool was any longer. I’m pretty sure this girl can do better or maybe not depending on her last name.

By: Mrs. Crankipants

Mrs. Crankipants — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:57:35 +0000

Wow, Julie G. rules! She reminds me of Annie Laurie Starr in “Gun Crazy” (1950).

It’s never a good idea to put a gun to your head, as Mr. Looney (he lived up to his name) has demonstrated.

By: Smite A. Hippie

Smite A. Hippie — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:10:14 +0000

kaveman – holy crap, that’s impressive!

By: Smite A. Hippie

Smite A. Hippie — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:05:34 +0000

and his name is Looney too. ya just can’t make that shit up. heh.

By: proof

proof — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:48:07 +0000

Wyatt: That’s just “Ethnic Roulette”. It’s like Russian Roulette, only you use an automatic rather than a revolver!

Of course, with a name like “Looney”, he might just get it named after himself!

By: JamesLee

JamesLee — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:46:56 +0000

This is why I follow the newest version of Rule #1: Every Gun IS ALWAYS Loaded.

Twice in the last 12 months, one of them this weekend, I had occasion to pick up a firearm, which I believed to be unloaded. Following that rule, I ALWAYS open the action, whatever it may be, and found myself slightly surprised to find a round in the chamber.

In my 40 years on this planet, I’ve never had an “accidental” discharge, and I intend to never have one in the next 40, or the 40 after that.

By: Chris C

Chris C — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:08:54 +0000

Real life is too deliciously ironic these days. You can’t make stuff like this up.