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Monday, August 24th, 2009Since I covered muffin tops during yesterday’s lecture, it is only logical that I cover the muffin top’s brother-in-disturbing-arms; the tattoo. Now, I’m a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to tattoos. I think they should be confined to arms and the occasional lower back for the ladies. Some people can get away with [...]
Harry Reid: About To Get His?
Monday, August 24th, 2009There are few politicians in the world more despicable than Senator Harry Reid. This is a man who makes Ted Kennedy look like John Adams – and not Samuel Adams. Reid has shown nothing but contempt for the American people, and in particular, the American soldier. Remember when he told the world that the Iraq [...]
What The Muck?
Sunday, August 23rd, 2009Will someone please find US Admiral and ask him what the hell is going on in his state? I am dying to know more about this story. WEST PALM BEACH, FL — There’s something lurking just under the surface of the Lake Worth Lagoon. Greg Reynolds of LagoonKeepers.org recalls, “Channel marker ten is the first [...]
True Detective Stories
Sunday, August 23rd, 2009What better way to start the first day back to work after vacation? A Philadelphia Police car has been recovered after it was stolen from outside the 35th District building early Saturday morning. Two officers were inside the building with a prisoner at about 6:15 a.m. When the officers went back outside, the cruiser was [...]
Oliver Stone And His Active Imagination
Sunday, August 23rd, 2009He’s back. And with his return, history books, professors, and buffs are sent screaming down theater aisles from sea to shining sea. Never before has a director simply made up facts – well, a director other than Michael Moore – and been lauded as a Hollywood genius. Luckily for us, Stone’s next foray into “history” [...]
Top O’ The Muffin . . . To You!
Sunday, August 23rd, 2009I promised you that I had vacation stories. This one is right at the top of my list. Here is my problem with the Jersey shore. While there are lifeguards as far as the eye can see, there are no fashion police patrolling the beaches. Believe me, these fine men and women need to be [...]
Should They Change Homer’s Name To O.J.?
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009An African ad agency has made The Simpsons a little more colorful. LUANDA – An Angolan advertising agency has given Homer Simpson and his family an African makeover, raising eyebrows among fans of one of America’s most cherished sitcoms. The Simpsons, broadcast in more than 90 countries, have always been portrayed as yellow but the [...]
Happy (Belated) Birthday, OtherKev!
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009Yesterday was my good friend Kevin’s birthday. My friends and I refer to him as “Other Kev” (or OKev) because the original Kevin is Deathlok. OKev is one of my best friends, and although he moved to Tucson, AZ a few years ago, we still talk on the phone once a week – and more [...]
Air America: Obama’s A “Fascist?”
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009Ho. Lee. Crap. While I disagree that the president is a fascist – people who throw that term around have no idea of its true meaning – I think it says a lot about his rapidly declining popularity amongst his once-steady base. Hot Air has the head-scratching details: Via Red State, proof positive that there [...]
I’m Back From Dipsoluscious Vacation!
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009What part of that did you not understand? Heh. Yes, it’s true. RT’s reign of terror is over, and I am now firmly ensconced behind the golden EIB keyboard – no one is dumb enough to give me a microphone to broadcast my terrible Philly accent. I kid about RT, of course, I want to [...]
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