Nude Doorbell Ringer Pleads Not Guilty
By Wyatt Earp | August 13, 2009
If he was nude, what did he ring the doorbell with?
REDWOOD CITY, Calif. – A man suspected of appearing nude at homes and ringing doorbells is being held on $60,000 bail after pleading not guilty to a series of charges. Peter Allen Steele, who is 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighs 250 pounds, entered his not guilty pleas Tuesday after being charged with seven counts, including driving under the influence, evading a peace officer, indecent exposure and entering a house without permission.
Authorities say the 38-year-old Steele led San Mateo County sheriff’s deputies on a car chase on July 11 that ended with him streaking into a home and then into woods near Redwood City.
Deputies say it took a Taser and two shots from a bean bag gun to bring him down. ()
Strangely enough, the man was shot with a bean bag . . . in the “bean bag.”
Thank you, I’ll be here all week! Try the veal!
Topics: WTF? | 5 Comments »
August 13th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
If this had taken place in some local other than California, the guy would be dead…
August 13th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Oh! California. That explains everything …
(Hope he didn’t talk with an Austrian accent. No, just checked, this guy was too tall!)
August 13th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
I read this post, and Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-a-Ling” has been running though my head all day. I hate you.
August 14th, 2009 at 10:13 am
That is not something you would want to see, EVER. I guess he might have been a shaved Sasquatch with all the stuff needed to contain him?
August 14th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
TexasFred – You’re probably correct.
Alan B – Lousy aboriginal criminals!
Mrs. Crankipants – Oh, you love me – just like all of my readers!
Admiral – No, last I checked Sssteve wasn’t in the area. Heh.