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English Parlor To Serve Viagra Ice Cream

By Wyatt Earp | August 11, 2009

The Sex PistolMust . . . resist . . . “lick” . . . joke!

Gentlemen, have you lost the spring in your step? Do you wilt when the pressure is on? Are you a sucker for sweets? Then do we have a treat for you! Hop on a plane, fly across the pond, and order the “Sex Pistol.”

Your female companion will thank you.

Forget traditional vanilla. Londoners will be able to treat themselves to a new “vice cream” in autumn when pop-up ice cream boutique, The Icreamists opens in Selfridges .

Entitled The Sex Pistol, this bespoke creation is served as an ice cream cocktail and is packed with libido-boosting ingredients such as ginkgo, biloba, arginine and guarana. It’s served with a shot of the highly intoxicating La Fee Absinthe and is guaranteed to get your blood pumping. Customers are limited to one serving per person.

Matt O’Connor, founder of The Icecreamists, says: “This is the perfect après shopping treat. Just one Sex Pistol will leave you feeling energised and confident – but please, don’t pester the staff!” (H/TThe London Paper)

One serving of this, and you are guaranteed to become your lady’s Johnny Rotten. Heh.

Topics: Coolness! | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “English Parlor To Serve Viagra Ice Cream”

  1. MeToo Says:
    August 11th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Better hope they don’t be come your Sid Vicious! You’ll be found dead in your underwear. Wait, that could happen anyway with this concoction.

  2. Old NFO Says:
    August 11th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    And they’ll sell a ton of them probably…

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 11th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    MeToo – But enough about my personal life . . .

    Old NFO – Absolutely!

  4. rodney dill Says:
    August 12th, 2009 at 6:17 am

    sorta gives a new meaning to the Superman flavour

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 13th, 2009 at 12:03 am

    Rodney – Good point. Up, up, and away!