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Does Kim Jong Have A License To Ill?
Sunday, July 19th, 2009North Korean leader/madman Kim Jong Il was seen in public recently, and the images were enough to even make Michael Moore lose his appetite. Kim looked sickly, thin, and unhappy. You know, just like the Olsen Twins. (I wonder if Kim also smells like bleach and shame?) Anyway, this fashion emergency is the subject of [...]
The Weight Of The World Is On My Knees
Sunday, July 19th, 2009Well, last week’s first weigh-in went rather well. I lost three pounds, and came down to 205 pounds. This week, I alternated between cycling and other exercise (jogging, yard work, and soccer with the boys), but I stayed within my Weight Watchers points five out of seven days. It was my hope that I lost [...]
Shock And Awesome
Sunday, July 19th, 2009I have found my favorite new toy: This fantastic game is called inFAMOUS, and it is seeing a lot of time on my PlayStation 3. Here’s the background: You’re a man named Cole and you’re trapped inside a city after a terrorist attack. During the explosion, you receive spooky, yet awesome, electrical powers. You can [...]
Link Pimpage O’ The Week
Sunday, July 19th, 2009Captain America has a really important post up at his place that may affect every single one of us. You see, the “Guardian Civic League,” an organization composed primarily of African-American Philadelphia police officers has filed a suit against the department (and anyone else they can think of) because of comments of a public website: [...]
Mayor Squidward Announces Delayed Pay
Saturday, July 18th, 2009Hey, guess what? The city of Philadelphia is dead broke! (Actually, we’re in a $2 million hole, but what’s the difference?) So, with the state budget in shambles (thank you, Governor Rendell) Philly’s village idiot Mayor Michael Nutter is “delaying” payments to vendors and suppliers. Yeah, that should go over like a Rosie O’Donnell sex [...]
Wiener Slams House, Cracks Foundation
Saturday, July 18th, 2009Wow, that must have been a really large wiener. MOUNT PLEASANT, Wis. – One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog’s Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee. Police said the driver [...]
Ah Yes, About That “Stimulus” Bill
Saturday, July 18th, 2009Remember way back in the beginning of the year, when President Obama told us that the Porkulus Stimulus Bill had to be passed immediately to “save” the economy? Well, six months later, the Obama administration has employed a little revisionist history. Isn’t that sweet of them? It didn’t take long for the GOP to rip [...]
Always Bet On Black (Widow)
Saturday, July 18th, 2009Entertainment Weekly caught the first photo of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in the next Iron Man film (set to release in 2010). As you can see, I am very pleased. What red-blooded American male wouldn’t be? The first Iron Man blasted Robert Downey Jr. back to stardom, and the superhero franchise is readying to [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, July 17th, 2009Papers, Please Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, July 20th. Good luck! Photoshop Entries: Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob (I WON here last week!) Family Security Matters Rodney Dill RT Wizbang [...]
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