Archive for July, 2009
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Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009Well, by that I mean he loves to check out hot babe-age, too. Of course, I try not to brag about it during official functions and family picnics. Heh, Vice-President Joe Biden: Just when you think he can’t say anything more stupid, he immediately tops himself. I guess it could have been worse: Biden could [...]
There’s A Storm A-Brewin’
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009And the forecast calls for hotness! Lauren Storm took the world by, well, storm at a young age. “When I was 11 my mom signed me up for a talent competition in New York. I strutted down the catwalk in an all-denim ‘Texas tux’ that I thought was so cool.” Apparently, so did an agent, [...]
New York Democrat Utters The N-Word
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009Oh. My. GOD!!! Let’s run her out of office on a rail! Let’s burn her visage in effigy!! Let’s march on Albany!!! Okay, this may shock you, but I don’t think this is a big deal. The woman said it one freakin’ time during an interview, and she did not say it in an offensive [...]
A Request For Prayers
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009Will you all please keep my Aunt Helene in your prayers this week and next. She suffers from Crone’s Disease, and is currently in the hospital. Sometime next week, she will have surgery to correct a fistula in her upper GI. My Aunt Helene is probably my biggest supporter when it comes to the blog. [...]
Birth Certificate Truthers Come To Delaware
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009And they’re cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs: The congressman in question? Mike Castle of Delaware, whom you’ll remember for his mavericky maverickness in voting for Obama’s cap-and-trade monstrosity. He got an earful about that too — watch the second clip below — but it’s the Truther spectacle in the first vid that’s getting media attention, natch. [...]
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Advil Here
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009Here at SYLG, it is my primary function to inform and entertain. It’s always a rare bonus when I can do both at the same time, but once in a while it works out that way. Take this post, for example, which informs us about God’s Law and forces a few belly laughs on a [...]
Nazi Gnomes Will Rule The World!
Monday, July 20th, 2009What do you get when you take a cute, little, golden gnome and reinvent him in the image of the Nazis? Well, take an educated guess. A German artist is under fire for crafting garden gnomes that appear to be giving the Nazi salute. Apparently, they don’t appreciate “creativity” like that in Germany anymore. Go [...]
Nice Guys Finish Second
Monday, July 20th, 2009Damn. I spent my weekend off alternating between the Tour de France and the British Open. Both have terrific stories, but the Open – with 59-year old Tom Watson leading most of the tourney – won out in the end. Watson played brilliantly for 71 holes, then missed an 8-foot put to win the championship [...]
Commerce: US To Pay For China’s Emissions
Monday, July 20th, 2009You know, the interesting part about the HopeyChangitude we were promised from Barack Obama is that there wasn’t really any mention of how debilitating it would be to our economy. At this point, our wallets are crying out, “No Mas!” but the Obama administration is apparently hard of hearing. Not only are we about to [...]
The Extreme Home Makeover Begins
Monday, July 20th, 2009Just when we thought it was safe to go to the bank. Today is the “Day of Days” at the Earp Ranch. The construction guys are coming, and they are loaded for bear. A few months ago – like December 3, to be exact – we decided we didn’t have enough room for all of [...]
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