Comments on: Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Advil Here

By: Uncle Ray

Uncle Ray — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:14:16 +0000

You can’t even afford the peach of a woman you already have! How the hell could you afford another woman? Plus she’d have to be blind, crippled and crazy to put up with you. Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

By: 1oldleg

1oldleg — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:30:21 +0000

The differences between a hooker, your mistrss, and your wife:

The hooker sez: “Ain’t you done yet?”

Your mistress sez: “Oh baby, are you done already?”

And your wife sez: “Beige, I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”

By: Mrs. Crankipants

Mrs. Crankipants — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:29:56 +0000

Actually, I wasn’t speaking from personal experience. I’ve been watching too many episodes of “Mad Men”.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:15:55 +0000

John D – I heard a rumor that Hagar was “horrible.”

Randal – Welcome to Hell. Party of one?

Doghouse – It’s 9:13pm on Tuesday. She hasn’t killed me yet. And I think Randal was kidding. If not, it’ll be a hot one.

Captain – Heh, heh, “69.”

Mrs. Crankipants – You wouldn’t clean up? I better look for someone else.

Bob – “Clean yourself up . . . and don’t use my show towels!”

Kim – No worries there. I don’t wear underwear.

MUD – Yeah, who wants TWO women nagging at him? *ducks*

E.L. – She has T-Fal. Stuff hurts . . . and is indestructible.

RT – A flock of seagulls?

By: RT

RT — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:40:01 +0000

Uh…in the New Testament it says that a pastor is to be a man with one wife, thus doesn’t that set a precedent for his “flock”?

By: Easily Lost

Easily Lost — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:01:22 +0000

I was thinking more along the lines of a cast iron fry pan upside the head…… wonder if Mrs. Earp could use a new one…..

By: MUD

MUD — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:27:01 +0000

I don’t know what to say. There is no reason why a man would subject himself to more than one woman. Try to live with a wife and a mother-in-law. Two wives? Kill me now and neve utter those words again. MUD

By: Mrs. Crankipants

Mrs. Crankipants — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:43:49 +0000

Thanks Kim.

By: Kim

Kim — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:29:47 +0000

Excuse me while I go spork my eyeballs out.

And Mrs. Crankipants? You forgot about the dirty underwear on the floor next to the basket of dirty clothes.

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:06:17 +0000

Here’s another one my dad always said that’ll get ya smacked…

“You don’t pay a whore to come sleep with you, you pay her to leave afterward.”