Drunk Badger Disrupts German Traffic
By Wyatt Earp | July 9, 2009
This is easily the funniest title of the week.
Jim from bRight & Early sent me this, with the message, “When was your friend in Germany?” Actually, The Badger is spending the week in the tropics – he’s getting married on Saturday – but he was nowhere near Berlin.
Although, this is exactly the kind of thing he does when he’s hammered.
BERLIN – A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said Wednesday. A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.
Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhea. Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom. (H/T – Reuters)
Strangely enough, Badger’s fiancee (Jenn the Librarian) chases him with a broom when he comes home drunk, as well. Go figure.
Topics: Al-key-hol, My Idiot Friends | 4 Comments »
July 9th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Darn, Rookie can’t hold his cherries!
July 9th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Sounds just like summertime in Wisconsin…….
July 9th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Never seen a drunk one, but I remember once jeeping on an old dirt road and having to drive around a pair that were humping away in the middle of the road. Quite an odd sight, that was…
July 13th, 2009 at 12:18 am
MeToo – Lousy drunk!
LDIV – Then run. Run like the wind!
BobG – I did the same thing, but it was two humans doing it.