Archive for June, 2009
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Tuesday, June 16th, 2009And hopefully, I have some answers. I haven’t posted a Q&A here for almost a year. Yeah, that’s pretty sad. So, here’s the deal: Submit your questions in the comments section and I’ll have your (hopefully) funny answers on Thursday. No question is off limits, but try and keep them down to two or three [...]
More Democrat Shenanigans
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009Remember when Illinois Democrat Senator Dick Durbin compared members of our armed forces to Nazis, Soviets, and fascist dictators like Pol Pot? Well, it seems the senator has a lot more in common with those criminals than any American soldier. You see, like the Nazis and Soviets, Durbin is probably a thief and a liar. [...]
Cambridge University: Full Of Lousy Drunks!
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009Of course, if theme days link Bikini and Blazer Day can catch on here in the States, maybe those Cambridge lads aren’t so dumb after all. A drunken Cambridge University student staggers home after a wild party – dubbed Suicide Sunday – ended with revelers collapsing and throwing up. Passers-by were shocked and disgusted after [...]
Working Conditions That Really Sssssuck
Monday, June 15th, 2009You think your office is bad? At least you’re not a cop in Sierra Leone. FREETOWN – Police in Sierra Leone have called in the army and fire brigade to try to take back control of a police station which has been overrun by hundreds of poisonous snakes. Wow, and I bitch when our soda [...]
The Poster Boy For Safe Sex
Monday, June 15th, 2009Sorry, but after you read this story, you will wish Mr. and Mrs. Dixon were firm believers in condoms. Bensalem Township Police are asking for the public’s assistance in locating a suspect wanted for multiple robberies, including the alleged theft of a donation jar intended for Alex’s Lemonade Stand. I am sure most of you [...]
Carter: Israel, America On A Collision Course
Monday, June 15th, 2009Does anybody on this planet still believe that Jimmy Carter is a credible, reliable source on anything? Why the Democrat Party has not completely disowned this jackass is beyond me. Forget diplomacy. Jimmy Carter’s silence would be the best thing to happen to American/Israeli relations. Israel is headed for a clash with main ally the [...]
It’s Going To Be A Rough Day
Monday, June 15th, 2009By the time you read this, I’ll already be stressed. Three months ago, Julia spent four days in the hospital for a urinary tract infection. Two weeks later, she had a checkup at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP), and the doctor scheduled her for a battery of tests to make sure everything was okay with [...]
True Detective Stories
Sunday, June 14th, 2009Ya know, most of the time when I publish True Detective Stories, I show examples of knucklehead citizens we deal with every single day. Sadly, a lot of the knuckleheads are not just criminals. A lot of them are the police officers. As always, these stories are absolutely true. 1. Almost immediately after I entered [...]
Philadelphia Police Officer Shot
Sunday, June 14th, 2009And once again, the shooting occurred in my division. A 26-year-old Philadelphia Police officer is at Temple University Hospital recovering from a gunshot wound he sustained while patrolling the streets, early Sunday morning. Police say that Officer Ashley Hoggard and his partner, both of the 39th district were out patrolling the streets as part of [...]
Coup, Coup, Coup Choo, Mrs. Robinson
Sunday, June 14th, 2009What the Hell is going on in New York? Governor David Paterson and the Democrats in the Senate have been dropping the ball more times than a Detroit Lions running back. The Republican minority is claiming that they are dismissing their concerns with the wave of a hand. Nothing is getting done, and the voters [...]
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