Archive for June, 2009
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Thursday, June 18th, 2009Well, the readers have spoken and as always, you have come through with some fantastic questions. The answers were found after an extensive period of thought and meditation. You know, like three minutes’ time. Enjoy! AJ Lynch asks, “Do you know where the phrase ‘Get cracking’ originated?” AJ, a lot of folks don’t know this, [...]
Mesa Man Reinvents The Suicide Attempt
Thursday, June 18th, 2009Remember the good old days when people tried to commit suicide in the usual fashions? They would hang themselves from a ceiling fan (one of my first crime scenes as a rookie), take a bunch of pills and wash them down with some vodka, or just go with the tried but true pistol to the [...]
Reaching For The Duct Tape
Thursday, June 18th, 2009And I hope to God I have a full roll around here. On Tuesday, Ambulance Driver posted this story about an Oklahoma State Trooper who stopped and assaulted a paramedic as he was transporting a patient to the hospital. The story has been all over the news, and rightly so, because there is a pretty [...]
So Let It Be Written, So Let It Be Done
Thursday, June 18th, 2009Apparently, this knucklehead in a fez saw The Ten Commandments one too many times. Well, either that or Coming To America. I have to admit, though, if I owned a few horses, I would be galloping down to Uber’s workplace, post haste! Heh. Anyway, RT sent me this pure comedy gold. If you’re not laughing [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009Every Philadelphia Flyers fan will remember this name. June 17, 1986 – Kate Smith Passes Away On this day in 1986, singer Kate Smith dies at age 79. Smith, one of the most successful American singers of the 1920s, ’30s and ’40s, had been battling diabetes during her later years. Born in Alabama, Smith studied [...]
“Herbivores” Are Destroying Japan
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009“It’s Metrosexual Godzilla! We must fwee!” Ryoma Igarashi likes going for long drives through the mountains, taking photographs of Buddhist temples and exploring old neighborhoods. He’s just taken up gardening, growing radishes in a planter in his apartment. Until recently, Igarashi, a 27-year-old Japanese television presenter, would have been considered effeminate, even gay. Japanese men [...]
This Blog Needs More Bacon
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009I saw this one after I took the What Would You Taste Like to a Cannibal? test. Only 58%? I feel much shame.
“September” Bikini Bods
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009Oh, how I love the FOXNews website. Every day you log on, it’s another cavalcade of babes. For example, yesterday’s fluff was devoted to Over-30 Beach Bods. Come on, how can you go wrong, guys? You have smoking hot 41-year old Faith Hill above, and equally hot 44-year old Elizabeth Hurley below. Life is good.
Republican Senator Ensign Admits Affair
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009Okay, is this jackass week for senators? First, we have Dick Turban dabbling in a little insider trading. Now, we have Nevada Senator John Ensign dabbling in some hot campaign staffer. Heh, heh, “staff.” Well, if nothing else, Ensign admitted his shenanigans – something that Durbin has yet to do. Nevada Republican Sen. John Ensign [...]
Tales Of The Obvious
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009On Sunday night, Los Angeles Lakers fans rioted in the streets after their team won the NBA championship. (They’re vandalizing a police car in the photo to the left.) Wow, thug fans of thug basketball players rioting after a championship? I am shocked. Shocked, I tells ya! LOS ANGELES — Hundreds celebrated in the streets [...]
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