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Sunday, June 21st, 2009After almost six months, I have become accustomed to the media fawning over President Barack Obama. I can accept the fact that they paint every little word, move, and action in the best possible light. They did the same to Bill Clinton. What I cannot understand is the gushing love affair they have with Michelle [...]
Wow, Giants Stadium Is Really Mobbed
Sunday, June 21st, 2009Well, it may be “mobbed.” It all depends upon whose story you believe. You see, if you take the word of a Mafia stoolie, who claimed that Hoffa’s remains are buried – along with the hopes and dreams of many a New York football fan – deep inside Giants Stadium. I guess the mob wasn’t [...]
Happy Father’s Day!
Sunday, June 21st, 2009I just wanted to wish all of the Dads out there a terrific Father’s Day. It doesn’t matter if you have one child, like Randal Graves; two kids, like Deathlok; three kids like Fish and Vincent Antonelli; or 400 crumb crunchers like myself – we need 24 hours to do what we damned well please. [...]
It’s Official: Great Britain Is Lost
Saturday, June 20th, 2009What the hell happened to Great Britain? Once the rulers of the free world, they have allowed political correctness to transform them into Syria-Lite. All of the privileges of the Middle East without the pesky suicide bombings. Oh, and remind me to rescind that transfer to County Antrim, Northern Ireland. British police have reportedly been [...]
When Does North Korea Get Theirs?
Saturday, June 20th, 2009And when the Hell will the administration, the pundits, and the mainstream media stop talking about pretty much everything else, and start talking about the threat against Hawaii? Maybe it’s me, but if I were in the Oval Office and North Korea threatened to fire a missile at one of my states, I would be [...]
Thank You, Fly Again!
Saturday, June 20th, 2009Somehow, I doubt Argentina’s field hockey team ever runs into airline problems. I’m just sayin’. NEW DELHI – Indian women’s hockey team were finally allowed to leave for a tournament in Russia after bungling officials got their act together having forced them to miss their original flight the previous night. The team headed to Kazan [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, June 19th, 2009Crime Scene Hopscotch Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your original caption for this picture in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, June 22nd. Good luck! Photoshop Entries: Other Current Contests: Blogs4Bauer Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Exurban League Family Security Matters Right Pundits Rodney Dill RT [...]
Heather Graham’s Turn On?
Friday, June 19th, 2009Believe it or not, it’s gambling. It sounds as though Heather Graham had just a little too much fun while filming “The Hangover” in Sin City… “I like to gamble — you get that kind of tingly feeling. It’s almost like you’re shopping and you get so excited about buying something … it is the [...]
Breathe In, Breathe Out
Friday, June 19th, 2009For the love of God, if you live in Memphis, Tennessee stay the heck away from Court Square! There are probably a few dozen “blind” people running around without their pants! The lovely and talented Pam sent me this story with the heading, “Aren’t you glad you aren’t in uniform anymore?” You’ll see why in [...]
ObamaCare: Burying The Country In Debt
Friday, June 19th, 2009Let’s see, the Porkulus Bills, the newly approved “Cash for Clunkers” Program, and now ObamaCare – a program that must be defeated. The health care system in this country is not so bad that we need to “reshape” it to the tune of more than a trillion dollars!!! I guess my only question for the [...]
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