Archive for May, 2009
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Saturday, May 16th, 2009Oh, that’s a shame. I can still hear the woman from Obama’s campaign ad who kept saying, “Barack Obama just has a power to bring people together.” Hell, he can’t even bring the uber-liberal kooks together! Don’t get me wrong, I think this is a smart (and necessary) move by Obama’s part, but apparently the [...]
Rebecca Romijn: “I Feel As Sexy As Ever!”
Saturday, May 16th, 2009She’ll get no argument from me. Despite having just given birth to twins and being not quite back to her pre-baby body, actress Rebecca Romijn says she feels as sexy as ever. She looks like that (above) after giving birth to twins? Excuse me while I go slap my wife. Kidding, kidding! In a new [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, May 15th, 2009Fisting The President Caption Contest (Source: AP/OTB) Submit your original caption to this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, May 18th. Good Luck! Original Caption: President Barack Obama fist bumps an unidentified graduate at the Arizona State University commencement ceremony at Sun Devil [...]
Chad Johnson Is A Complete And Utter Tool
Friday, May 15th, 2009The Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver has officially changed his name. From now on, you can call him “Ochocinco.” Yeah, he’s a big bag o’ douche. CINCINNATI – Oh-oh, Ocho. The Bengals’ top receiver has yet another name. The NFL had agreed to let the player formerly known as Chad Johnson wear his new name on [...]
The Dead Are Receiving Stimulus Checks
Friday, May 15th, 2009I guess the Obama administration is expecting them to stimulate themselves back to life. Now after you read this, tell me again why anyone would want the government to run our health care? You see what has happened to the auto industry under their expert guidance. This week, thousands of people are getting stimulus checks [...]
Hot, Brainy Celebs
Friday, May 15th, 2009No, that is not an oxymoron. And for those of you in Rio Linda, I am not calling you a moron. FOXNews presented a photo essay of brainy babes yesterday, so I figured I’d take the bait. Most of them were people who got into a “prestigious” college, only to drop out soon thereafter. Screw [...]
Carnys Built This Country
Friday, May 15th, 2009Well, the carny part of it, anyway. Last night, my sister and I took Kyle and Erik to the carnival at Kyle’s school. The boys had been talking about it for weeks, and the excitement came to a head this week. Since I am working the night shift, this week, we had to go either [...]
Philadelphia Passion Suits Up For Football
Thursday, May 14th, 2009Well, um, it’s lingerie football, but I think they use a pigskin. GN Kang, a sidekick on Wired 96.5′s Chio morning show, was one of 12 women chosen at tryouts this morning for the new Philadelphia Passion, a Lingerie Football League franchise. Cripes, there is a Lingerie Football League, now? Well, they’re probably already better [...]
Liar, Liar, Botox On Fire
Thursday, May 14th, 2009Nancy Pelosi is a lying piece of detritus. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi accused CIA officials Thursday of misleading her in 2002 about the use of “enhanced interrogation techniques” such as waterboarding, which simulates drowning and has been described by critics as torture. Pelosi said that one month later, she was told only that the Justice [...]
The U.S. Military Gets Screwed Again
Thursday, May 14th, 2009I know that this will shock and awe you, but during the 2008 election, 25 percent of the military ballots were “lost.” Funny how that happens, huh? They never made it to their destination, and of course, were never counted. 25 percent. Over 100,000 votes. Lost. After all that our armed forces have done for [...]
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