Archive for May, 2009
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Monday, May 18th, 2009Maybe he thought they were eeevvviiilll Republicans? MANILA, Philippines – Actor Alec Baldwin’s joke about getting a Filipino mail-order bride provoked a sharp response in the Philippines, with one senator saying Monday that the “30 Rock” star faces violence if he ever visits. Baldwin, 51, who is divorced with a teenage daughter, said in a [...]
Important Info For Philadelphia Voters
Monday, May 18th, 2009While political posts and snark are the norm here at SYLG, I rarely endorse any specific candidate for a particular position. I certainly try to avoid endorsing anyone in a local race, because what’s the point? The Democrats always win in this town anyway. That being said, there is a terrific person running for Judge [...]
Joe Biden And His Amazing Flapping Gums
Monday, May 18th, 2009Good Lord, does this guy ever shut the hell up? Vice President Joe Biden, well-known for his verbal gaffes, may have finally outdone himself, divulging potentially classified information meant to save the life of a sitting vice president. According to a report, while recently attending the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, an annual event where [...]
True Detective Stories
Sunday, May 17th, 2009The following anecdote is absolutely true. (Yes, I used the word “anecdote.”) I wish I had the talent and the imagination to make this crap up, but I simply don’t have it in me. Last night, we were running our arses off in the division. In the first two hours of our tour, we handled [...]
Previously On Prison Break
Sunday, May 17th, 2009Are you frakkin’ kidding me with this story? Mexican prisons used to be the toughest, most dangerous places in the world. Now? Well now, a five-year old child can walk in and free everyone in D Block! Mexican authorities are searching for more than 50 inmates and a group of 20 armed men who freed [...]
President Tom Is New And Improved
Sunday, May 17th, 2009Oh, you just have to love Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Just when you think you have him pegged as a megalomaniacal terrorist dictator, he surprises you with a political curveball. Well sure, he’s still a megalomaniacal terrorist dictator, but he is a dictator with a great big heart. Witness his release of American journalist/accused spy [...]
Sean Penn And Natalie Portman An Item?
Sunday, May 17th, 2009NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! This is not happening. This is not happening!!! Natalie Portman is firmly denying swirling rumors that she is romantically linked to “Milk” star Sean Penn, who recently filed for “legal separation” from his wife Robin Wright Penn after 13 years of marriage, E! Online reported. “Sean Penn is a friend and colleague,” E! Online [...]
Lax Headroom
Sunday, May 17th, 2009Yesterday was Kyle’s final day of lacrosse. The final day of the season is a big deal at Abington Lacrosse Club, and they send the boys off right. On tap for the day was a multitude of games, a fastest shot contest, a most accurate shot contest, and pizza, pretzels and water ice for everyone. [...]
In Spain, Love Is In The Air
Saturday, May 16th, 2009Unfortunately, that love has to share the space with other things. You know, like cocaine. Yeah, apparently the Spaniards have a coke and a smile every freakin’ day. Maybe that’s why they think it’s a smart idea to participate in the Running of the Bulls? RT sent me this, and I haven’t stopped shaking my [...]
Shampoo This Good Should Be Illegal!
Saturday, May 16th, 2009This, my friends, is a sign of the Apocalypse. CHICAGO – Just when we thought we’d heard “bleep’n” everything. A Chicago-area company is marketing hair products inspired by ousted Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. The shampoo and conditioner carry the brand name “BLAGO It’s Bleep’n Golden!” The owner of Delta Laboratories Inc. of Elk Grove Village [...]
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