Archive for May, 2009
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009Boy oh boy, do I love opening the ol’ mailbag. I especially love it when someone like “Callenoutcps” – which I think is supposed to read “Calling Out Cops” – submits their opinion. This Rhodes Scholar had a problem with this post, where I called Judge Jacquelyn Frazier-Lyde “ignorant.” You see, Frazier-Lyde goes easy on [...]
May The Schwarzenegger Be With You
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009Remember a few years ago, when people were talking about amending the Constitution to allow Arnold Schwarzenegger to run for president? How do you think those people feel now? If they live in California, home of the worst economy in the free world, they are probably looking to bind and gag the originators of that [...]
A Jessica Biel Alert
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009Regular readers of SYLG know that no one on this planet is a bigger Jessica Biel fan that I am. So, when this Angel of the Silver Screen makes the news, you can be damned sure I’m covering it. Even if the story makes her look a little conceited. It’s not easy being beautiful. Just [...]
Suspect Destroys NJ Police Bathroom
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009Boy, this guy really needs to get his crap together. GLOUCESTER TOWNSHIP, N.J. – A South Jersey man is in a mess of trouble for allegedly making a mess inside a police station. Police said 24-year-old Jason Detora was at the station early Sunday with his girlfriend, 22-year-old Nicole Leadbeater, who’d been arrested for driving [...]
Rapper “Dolla” Murdered In Los Angeles
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009SHOCKA! You know, I hate to point out the obvious, but the entire rap music culture is centered around gun violence and the glorification of it. Most (but not all) rappers embrace the “Thug Life” motif, and try to make a name for themselves by carrying unlicensed guns and starting “wars” with rival entertainers. And [...]
Philly Homicide Detective Robbed At Gunpoint
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009Note to the gun-toting a-hole: We will find you, and we really hope you try resisting arrest when we do. PHILADELPHIA – A Philadelphia homicide detective out for a morning run across the Ben Franklin Bridge got held up at gunpoint Tuesday morning, police said. Around 6:45 a.m., the off-duty detective was going for her [...]
Bill Clinton To Be Named Envoy To Haiti
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009Oh, this is just priceless! The United Nations – in its “infinite wisdom” – decides to make Bill Clinton special envoy to the poorest nation on the planet. Clinton, possibly the biggest womanizer in America, can now spend his time amidst the rubble and rabble of this country, with nary a supermodel (or intern) to [...]
Elle Liberachi: Britain’s Top Cover Model
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009There’s a new Elle in town, and despite the last name, she is no relation to the pianist. (Heh, heh, “pianist.”) The Heidi Klums and Adriana Limas and baby-claiming Gisele Bündchens of the world have dominated catwalks, advertising, and our eyeballs for the past 10 years. We say it’s someone else’s turn. Enter Elle Liberachi. [...]
Tony Kornheiser Is An Ignorant Jackass
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009But there is some good news: He won’t be ruining Monday Night Football anymore. Thank you, sweet merciful Jesus! BRISTOL, CONN. – Former Tampa Bay coach Jon Gruden is replacing Tony Kornheiser on ESPN’s Monday Night Football broadcast team. The network said Monday that Gruden will be in the booth with Mike Tirico and Ron [...]
The Worst Abuse Of 911 Ever
Monday, May 18th, 2009What the frak is going on in Ohio? Personally, I think this man should be burned at the stake. But then again, I have been known to go a little overboard when it comes to frakkin’ idiots. Imagine how many real crimes occurred while this tool was wasting the police officers’ time. BEDFORD, Ohio — [...]
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