Archive for May, 2009
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Monday, May 25th, 2009And as such, I thought you might like to read about some of the exceptional individuals of the United States armed forces who gave the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. Who can forget the brave men of Easy Company, made famous by Stephen Ambrose’s novel, Band of Brothers? Many of them never returned home from [...]
It’s The Unofficial Start Of Summer
Monday, May 25th, 2009Why not get into the swing of things by breaking out the swimwear? Of course, if you are Jessica Simpson (above) or Brooke Burke (below), you can celebrate Memorial Day and the Summer season at the same time. God Bless America!
An Important Safety Tip For The Suicidal
Sunday, May 24th, 2009Do not attempt to jump off a bridge in Guangzhou, China! BEIJING – Chen Fuchao, a man heavily in debt, had been contemplating suicide on a bridge in southern China for hours when a passer-by came up, shook his hand — and pushed him off the ledge. Oh, I’m sorry, but that’s friggin’ awesome! And [...]
Biden His Time Until He Misspeaks Again
Sunday, May 24th, 2009It has become so that you can set your watch by the stupid remarks from liberal moonbat Democrats. Of course, if you want to be synched up with the world’s most accurate atomic clock, you need to set it by Vice-President Joe Biden’s jackassery. Sadly, the DNC’s biggest joke has gotten bigger and bigger, lo [...]
America And The USAF Loses A Hero
Sunday, May 24th, 2009The United States Air Force Academy lost its first female graduate this week. Lieutenant Roslyn Shulte, from St. Louis, Missouri, was killed in action on Wednesday in Afghanistan. I wish to God we could better prevent these roadside bomb attacks, and wipe out the Taliban bastards who deploy them. This weekend, please keep Lieutenant Shulte [...]
Kendra Wilkinson In Her Perfect Role
Sunday, May 24th, 2009Yeah, when I think of Kendra, I immediately think “pole dancer.” It’s nice to see that life imitates art. Since leaving the Playboy mansion, “Girls Next Door” star Kendra Wilkinson has found a career to fall forward on. The 23-year-old straddled a slide at the Santa Monica Pier on Wednesday, like a pro. Hef really [...]
Woman Appeals Ban On Female Train Drivers
Saturday, May 23rd, 2009Great, now some broad who doesn’t know her role is trying to make waves in the Neva. Lovely. MOSCOW – A young Russian woman will challenge regulations that ban women from driving trains on the metro after the Supreme Court rejected her legal case on Thursday, local media reported. Student Anna Klevets applied to work [...]
It’s Memorial Day Weekend
Saturday, May 23rd, 2009When you’re at the beach or the family barbecue, please take a moment to reflect upon what this day is really all about: Formerly known as Decoration Day, it commemorates U.S. men and women who perished while in military service to their country. First enacted to honor Union soldiers of the American Civil War, it [...]
Obama: Values Will Shield US From Terror
Saturday, May 23rd, 2009He’s got to be kidding. Upholding our values will shield us from terrorism? Is the president snorting cocaine again? Personally, I would rather the American military industrial complex and the brave men and women of our armed forces protect me and my family from terror. And make no mistake: Obama wants that, too. Or do [...]
Penn Women Fall To Northwestern In OT
Saturday, May 23rd, 2009Dammit. Kyle and I were watching this game on CBS CollegeSports, and it was one of the most exciting games we have ever seen. It’s a shame for the hometown Quakers, because they really played well. Taking the top-seeded Wildcats – who have won four straight NCAA titles – through two overtimes and into Sudden [...]
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