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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | April 11, 2009

durex

No Swimming Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)

Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 13th. Good luck, and Happy Easter!

Other Current Contests:
Blonde Sagacity
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
RT

Top Five Entries:
5. Perhaps THEIR parents should have used Durex! – Randal Graves
4. Those are some pretty seedy looking Girl Scouts trying to sell cookies over there. – Dorkelina
3. The guy in the middle looks spermicidal. – Sully
2. Akira Kurosawa’s never released film”Seven Spermarai.” – Diller

WINNER! – Jerry’s squids.Rodney Dill

Topics: Caption Contest | 27 Comments »

27 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. John D Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    The G-20 summit ends with the traditional come-as-your- favorite-prophylactic dance.

  2. dorkelina Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Those are some pretty seedy looking Girl Scouts trying to sell cookies over there. O_o

  3. rodney dill Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Evidence has surfaced that OctoMom had been abducted by aliens…. or Dennis Kucinich…

  4. rodney dill Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Totoro

  5. rodney dill Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Durex… Gag ‘em and bag ‘em

  6. rodney dill Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    These Hulu ads are beginning to get out of hand.

  7. Randal Graves Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Perhaps THEIR parents should have used Durex!

  8. Sully Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    The guy in the middle looks spermicidal.

  9. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Durex Condoms, now available in extra small!!

  10. cbullitt Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Dammit, Wyatt. You let the Space Twat Larvae loose from McGoo’s!?! Have you gone MAD!!!

    BTW, I think I have Amy Adams beat. Take a look.

  11. rodney dill Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Jerry’s squids

  12. BobG Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Their costumes gave new meaning to the term “dickheads”.

  13. joated Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    Absolute proof that all Japanese testosterone producing genes were lost during WWII was rescently on display…but you realy do not want to look. So sad.

  14. Eric Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

  15. Right Pundits Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    Carter with Sarkozy (Caption Contest)…

    Welcome to the weekly Right Pundits caption contest! This week, we feature a photo of former President Jimmy Carter sitting with French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.

    Carter and Sarkozy

    This fun group were at a conferenc…

  16. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    April 10th, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    I literally LOL’d at John D’s comment.

  17. proof Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 1:48 am

    The annual children of Chernobyl reunion was held in Kyoto this year!

  18. Diller Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 2:30 am

    Akira Kurosawa’s ,never released film”Seven Spermarai”

  19. OTB Caption JamTM Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 10:23 am

    [...] Wyatt Earp has some little wigglers. [...]

  20. rodney dill Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    “No wonder they’re Bass-ackwards”

  21. Dennis Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Why Condoms were created in the first place

  22. Assrot Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Japanese coming out party?

    Joe

  23. Cowboy Blob Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    (They’re Korean, BTW)

    These guys have no ambition. They’d rather end up in the wastebasket than go through all the trouble of fertilizing the ovum.

  24. B.C. Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    For a people of such small stature (as a general rule), those Koreans sure do have some big ol’ sperm…

    “Durex Condoms: Use ‘em or you could have children who grow up like this!”

  25. Diller Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    Liberal commie sperm…..their tails all lean left.

  26. rodney dill Says:
    April 12th, 2009 at 11:30 am

    “Why are you guys on the loose?”
    “Our cover was blown.”

  27. rodney dill Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 6:12 am

    Thanks Wyatt