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Saturday, April 18th, 2009And today, it was played by kids who can barely tie their shoes. Kyle’s lacrosse season is in full swing, and today I was able to attend his 90-minute practice. He is playing on the first and second grade squad at Abington Lacrosse Club, and so far he loves it. Of course, since I have [...]
Predator Stalking Craigslist Advertisers?
Saturday, April 18th, 2009This is Julissa Brisman. She was brutally murdered by a man that police believe is stalking his prey through Craigslist. Apparently, the offender is responding to advertisements for certain services, and robbing the victims at gunpoint. Julissa Brisman was shot multiple times during the latest incident. If you are in the Boston area, please make [...]
Model Claims Israel’s Women Rival Brazil’s
Saturday, April 18th, 2009No argument there. Hell, many of Israel’s female soldiers are stunningly beautiful. Sure, everyone knows that Brazilian supermodels dominate the swimsuit model industry, but Israeli model Donna Feldman thinks her native country is ready to give the South American hotspot a run for its money. “Every time I visit my family in Israel I am [...]
The Best Write-In Ballot Of All Time
Saturday, April 18th, 2009A Missouri man entered a write-in vote for Blues center T.J. Oshie for mayor. This is a man after my own heart. Unfortunately, some bureaucratic toolbag wants to prosecute the voter. Now there’s a terrific use of taxpayer money! At 22 years old, St. Louis Blues rookie sensation T.J. Oshie doesn’t meet the age requirements [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, April 17th, 2009Fission For Babes Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your caption to this picture in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, April 20th. Good luck! Photoshop Entries: Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Right Pundits Rodney Dill RT Top Ten Entries: 10. [...]
Philadelphia City Council Does It Again
Friday, April 17th, 2009And, as usual, it is a tale of idiocy. After I read this, my first thought was, “How do these morons keep getting re-elected?” And then I remembered: This is Philadelphia, and our politicians are usually completely inept and/or corrupt. Read on: Philadelphia City Council on Thursday unanimously approved a measure that will ban handheld [...]
Janeane Garofalo: Tea Parties Are Racist
Friday, April 17th, 2009Well, that didn’t take long, did it? To the kook extreme Left, if you disagree with any of this administration’s policies, you must be a racist. I wonder what their excuse would be if Obama was white? Liberal actress and political activist Janeane Garofalo, in all seriousness, said activists who attended tea parties are racists [...]
Coach Fired For Showing Her Pom Poms
Friday, April 17th, 2009Well, she was a cheerleading coach. I would have worried if it was the shop teacher. A California cheerleading coach is out of a job after posing nude for Playboy. Casa Robles High School reportedly discovered the pictures featuring coach Carlie Christine after the parents of some girls who didn’t make the cheerleading squad brought [...]
Hitler’s Paintings To Be Auctioned Off
Friday, April 17th, 2009Cool! They’d look great next to my John Wayne Gacy clown portraits! BERLIN – Two signed watercolours by Adolf Hitler are set to be sold later this month at auction in Nuremberg in southern Germany, scene of the Nazi war crimes trials, a local paper reported Thursday. The two paintings — entitled “Farmstead” and “Farm [...]
Gitmo Inmate: Obama Changed Nothing
Thursday, April 16th, 2009This handsome young devil is Mohammed al-Gharani, a scumbag terrorist piece of garbage who is currently spending his vacation from jihad at Club Gitmo. And get this: He is not all too happy about his incarceration. Shocking, no? What is shocking, however, is that he has a major beef with Mr. HopeyChange himself – President [...]
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