Archive for April, 2009
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Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009What. The. Frak? Through the misty early morning sunlight dappling a Devon field, a vision from the primeval past lumbers into view. The beast with its shaggy, russet-tinged coat, powerful shoulders and lyre-shaped horns could have stepped straight from a prehistoric cave painting. They’re talking about Rosie O’Donnell, right? I thought this was an article [...]
Jesse Jackson Offers To Go To Iran
Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009Sadly, the headline does not end there. How great would it be if this racist piece of detritus went to Iran and never came back? It would be like Christmas in July April! Apparently, the “Reverend” Jackson wants to go to Iran to free Roxana Saberi, the imprisoned American journalist. I don’t know why he [...]
Wyatt’s Birthday Babes
Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009During the past few weeks, I have welcomed the morning with a post about beautiful women. Usually, I’ll include a relevant article about said babes, but today I don’t have one. Today is my birthday, and I feel like posting some of my favorite hotties to start the day off right. Here are my current [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009Yeah, I might as well get this over with . . . April 22 – Mediocre Blogger Wyatt Earp Born In Philadelphia, PA Hey, what the Hell? The clowns at The History Channel forgot to put the occasion on This Day in History, so I might as well toot my own horn. Of course, it [...]
Son Watched As Mom Turned Tricks
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009Wow, this chick is a true piece of human filth. Not only did she work as a “ho-oar” in the local motel, but she made her 7-year old son stay in the room while she did so. Oh, and the worst part? The suspect, Catherine Thomas, is fugly! Trust me when I tell you, she [...]
Teen Thug Soils Himself After Seeing Cops
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009This, my friends, is why I joined the force – to see moments like these. CENTERVILLE — A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said. It happened about 1 a.m. Saturday as Salt Lake [...]
NY Governor David Paterson: Idiot
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009Paterson’s LCA Response from Elizabeth Benjamin on Vimeo. You have to hand it to New York Governor David Paterson; The second he makes an ass of himself, he learns his lesson . . . before making an even bigger ass of himself. Gov. David Paterson, who is legally blind, used his response to last night’s [...]
The Biggest Faux Controversy Of The Year
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009It’s a real shame when political correctness gets in the way of hot babes in swimsuits. What the Hell is going on in beauty pageants today? Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton was crowned Miss USA on Sunday, but the big story to come out of the normally politics-free telecast was Miss California’s comments regarding gay [...]
British Soldier Survives Taliban Bullet
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009He must have been from Mississippi. Heh. LONDON – A British soldier in Afghanistan was dubbed the luckiest man in the military on Monday after a Taliban bullet pierced his helmet — and he lived to tell the tale. Private Leon Wilson, 32, was manning a machine gun during fighting in a village west of [...]
Arkansas Man Kills Self During Traffic Stop
Monday, April 20th, 2009Damn. This story freaked me out because the exact same thing happened to me during a traffic stop a few years ago. Here is the story. LOWELL, Ark. — A northwest Arkansas man shot himself to death after a Lowell police officer pulled him over to investigate a domestic disturbance, police said. Lowell Police Chief [...]
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