Archive for March, 2009
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Wednesday, March 18th, 2009Don’t ask me how these eggheads find this stuff, but apparently, they have. Either that, or they’re making the whole thing up. Like we’d know either way. I wonder if they’ll clone its DNA and let every kid in America own their very own pet dino? What’s the worst that can happen? Canadian researchers say [...]
Game Night!
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009Well, I told you the other day that Kyle’s indoor soccer team made the playoffs, no matter what happened at their game on Sunday. Apparently, no one on their team felt any pressure, because they won that game by a score of 4-2. Kyle also scored a goal. So, last night, Kyle’s team played their [...]
Philly Police Shoot, Kill Suspect
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009Just in case some of you Philadelphia thugs are slow on the uptake, please let me remind you of an important wisdom nugget: If you try and grab a police officer’s gun, there is a good chance you will be shot. A suspect was killed following a pursuit and police involved shooting in the East [...]
Fake Firefighter Arrested On Fire Scene
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009I was wondering why I haven’t heard from Captain America for a while. Zing! Sources say that the fake firefighter kept calling himself Fire Marshal Bill, and was constantly yelling, “Let me show ya sumptin!” before lighting the area (and himself) on fire. SUFFERN, N.Y. – Police arrested a man for impersonating a New York [...]
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009Happy St. Patty’s Day, everyone! It’s the one time a year you can get rip-roarin’ drunk, eat potatoes ’til you puke, and slander the British to your heart’s content. And, as always, I bring gifts. First, for the ladies, an Irishman born and raised, Pierce Brosnan: Yeah, he’s a little older, but he’s much more [...]
A Helmet-Scratching Idea
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009Kim sent me this story, and I can only hope that its implementation is a vicious rumor. I would hate to think that the current administration would force its injured veterans into such a fiduciary corner, but I have been wrong before. Luckily, it looks like Congress wouldn’t stand for it. Read on: WASHINGTON — [...]
Looks Like I Won’t Be Going To Mars
Monday, March 16th, 2009(Click on the photo to participate.) In fairness, if the bulk of this relies upon how long you can hold your breath, I suspect Paris Hilton would outlast us all. Heh.
Fumo Convicted On 137 Corruption Counts
Monday, March 16th, 2009Come on, laugh with me! Laugh the laugh of the righteous! PHILADELPHIA – Vincent Fumo, once one of the most powerful figures in Pennsylvania politics, was convicted Monday of more than 130 counts of corruption for schemes that defrauded the state Senate and others of more than $3.5 million and helped pay for his lavish [...]
Rourke, Johansson Signed For Iron Man 2
Monday, March 16th, 2009Okay, any time I hear news on the Iron Man sequel, my ears perk up. With the addition of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow (left) other parts have been perking up. Heh. I also think it’s great for Mickey Rourke, whose career took a boost after his performance in The Wrestler. The long, strange career [...]
Company Started To Raise Money For OJ
Monday, March 16th, 2009Did you hear that? That was the sound of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman rolling over in their graves. LAS VEGAS — Claiming O.J. Simpson was dealt an injustice, an effort is under way to solicit money for the former football star’s appeal of his Nevada conviction and prison sentence on kidnapping and armed robbery [...]
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