Archive for March, 2009
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Sunday, March 22nd, 2009Has it come to this? Can anyone ever have fun at Obama’s expense without being labeled a racist? Are we really that sensitive? MOSCOW – Obama ice cream, anyone? Chocolate-vanilla ice cream is one of several Russian products being marketed using America’s first black president, even as critics call the ads racist. But the creator [...]
Westboro To Protest Richardson Funeral
Saturday, March 21st, 2009Why, oh why, won’t these people just go away? THOSE CHARMERS from Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kan., better known as those people parading around with “God Hates Fags” signs, are at it again: The group says it will picket the funeral of Natasha Richardson, the Tony-winning actress and wife of Liam Neeson who died [...]
A Message From The Treasury Secretary
Saturday, March 21st, 2009Poor Timothy Geithner. This man has a thankless job, made all the more thankless by the fact that he is thoroughly unqualified to be the Secretary of the Treasury. If nothing else, the man is trying. Unfortunately for him (and the rest of the country) he is failing miserably. Always one to enjoy some schadenfreude, [...]
Woman Gives Birth, Leaves Baby On Plane
Saturday, March 21st, 2009Because, you know, it’s always nice to give birth in an airplane bathroom and then leave the child there to die. WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A woman who secretly gave birth on a flight from Samoa to New Zealand may face criminal charges after her baby was found alive in the plane’s bathroom, police and [...]
Naked Boy With Poodle Attacks Woman
Saturday, March 21st, 2009Wow, that was one of the most bizarre titles I have ever written here. Why exactly would a teenager be walking around the neighborhood sans clothing? And why exactly would said teenager be walking around the neighborhood naked . . . with a large poodle? Wouldn’t he be afraid the dog would mistake his winky [...]
Church Thief Blames Satan For Crime
Saturday, March 21st, 2009As a result, an All Points Bulletin has been issued for Beelzebub. ARLINGTON, Wash. – A woman accused of taking more than $73,000 from the Arlington church where she was an administrative assistant blames the devil. Papers filed with a theft charge Wednesday in Snohomish County Superior Court say the 62-year-old Arlington woman told detectives [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, March 20th, 2009Driving While White Caption Contest (H/T – The Jawa Report) Submit your original caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, March 23rd. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Gone Rick Motel Right Pundits (I WON [...]
Battlestar Galactica’s Final Episode
Friday, March 20th, 2009Although the last two seasons were not nearly as good as the first two, in my opinion it is still the best show on television. And I will absolutely miss it about five minutes after it goes of the air – unless, of course, the creators pull a Sopranos ending, which is entirely possible. The [...]
Iran Snubs Obama’s Olive Branch
Friday, March 20th, 2009Wow, I didn’t see that coming. /snark TEHRAN, Iran — Iran’s supreme leader said Friday that world powers had been persuaded they could not block Iran’s nuclear progress — making no mention of a new-year’s message sent by President Obama to his country, Reuters reported. Neither Ayatollah Ali Khamenei nor Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad noted [...]
“Putin” On A Ruse?
Friday, March 20th, 2009Is the circled man actually Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin? A picture has emerged apparently showing Russia’s Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in his former days as a KGB officer. The 20-year old photo depicts two world leaders – US President Ronald Reagan and the Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev – in Moscow. But, according to the [...]
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