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Wednesday, March 25th, 2009If there is a HHH that angers me more than this one, I have yet to find it. March 25, 1994 – Last U.S. Troops Leave Somalia At the end of a largely unsuccessful 15-month mission, the last U.S. troops depart Somalia, leaving 20,000 U.N. troops behind to keep the peace and facilitate “nation building” [...]
U.S. To Beef Up Mexican Border
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009Wow, Washington just realized that we have a border problem in the southwest. They claim they are going to get right on that. How many years too late is this now? Five? Ten? Not that it will matter, as President Obama said the first step is to “monitor the situation.” Are you frakkin’ kidding me? [...]
Woman Shackles Herself To Husband
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009Gives the term “The old ball and chain” a whole new meaning. HARTFORD, Connecticut – An American woman handcuffed herself to her sleeping husband in an apparent attempt to resolve an argument, but police ended up breaking into their home and charging her with assault and other crimes, authorities said on Tuesday. Helen Sun, 37, [...]
Cindy Crawford: Naked At 43
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009It seems that supermodel Cindy Crawford has created one Hell of a top-notch anti-aging regimen. One that gives her enough confidence to pose in nothing both suds in the most recent issue of Allure magazine. Never before has “dropping the soap” come with such a terrific upside! When is too old to get naked in [...]
The Police Car Of The Future – Today
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009I want one of these. Like yesterday. ATLANTA, Georgia — Imagine the Batmobile busting bad guys in Bismarck, North Dakota, or “Knight Rider’s” KITT corralling criminals on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. Carbon Motors Corp.’s new high-tech cop car prototype might not be quite up to superhero specs, but some police say it could be a welcome [...]
Somewhere Over The Anne-Bow
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009Anne Hathaway is slated to play Judy Garland on the stage and screen. You know, that scary broad from The Wizard of Oz? Seriously. Upon hearing the news, gay men all across the country jumped up and down in their perfectly-matched designer clothes and expertly-coiffed hairstyles. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. LOS ANGELES [...]
Dallas PD Dropping Police Code
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009According to this story, they are eliminating police lingo for “plain English.” “Plain English?” In Dallas, Texas? They probably mean “plain Spanish.” Oh, come on – you laughed. Catch a cop show over the past several decades and these strings of numbers barked over police radios might sound familiar: “1-Adam-12, a 4-15 fight.” …”We have [...]
Firefighter Arrested In Coatesville Arsons
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009Unbelievable. If convicted, this man deserves the maximum allowable sentence. A firefighter in Coatesville, Pennsylvania, was arrested Monday in connection with two recent arson incidents, authorities said. Robert Tracey, 37, was taken into custody Monday afternoon for allegedly setting two fires Friday night, Chester County District Attorney Joe Carroll said. One fire was set to [...]
Supermodel Secrets
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009Apparently, supermodel Marisa Miller works hard on maintaining her glorious figure. And this is news. She’s a Victoria’s Secret “Angel,” was number one in Maxim Magazine’s 2008 hot list and last year graced the coveted cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition — but Marisa Miller works hard for her stunning six-pack and her secret [...]
Japanese Robot Runway Model Debuts
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009First they strut their stuff on the runways, then they sleep with a prominent scientist in order to acquire the defense codes to start Armageddon. Trust me, I saw it all on Battlestar Galactica. TOKYO – It may have been a fashion first, but supermodel Naomi Campbell has nothing to fear. The HRP-4C humanoid robot [...]
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