Archive for February, 2009
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Saturday, February 14th, 2009Poor Hillary Clinton. First, she gets trounced in the Democrat primaries. Then, she gets passed up for the VP slot, and finally, she “settles” for the Secretary of State position. You almost have to feel sorry for the old gal. Almost. Luckily, she still has some fight in her, and she spoke her mind to [...]
Rasheed Scrugs: Murderous Savage
Saturday, February 14th, 2009This pillar of the community is Rasheed Scrugs. He is the filthy savage scumbag who murdered Philadelphia Police Officer John Pawlowski last night. It is my sincere wish that he dies an agonizing death and spends an eternity in Hell. Officer John Pawlowski never had chance last night when he approached the man authorities say [...]
Naked Brits Protest Foie Gras
Saturday, February 14th, 2009And you’ll never guess which wacko group they are affiliated with. LONDON – British animal rights activists staged a topless protest on Thursday against what they called the “naked cruelty” involved in creating foie gras. The protest by supporters of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) took place on London’s Oxford Street opposite [...]
Happy Birthday, Kevin!
Saturday, February 14th, 2009Today is Valentine’s Day. It is a day that the wife and I stopped celebrating a few years ago, since we had her birthday and Erik’s birthday just before it. To be honest, we didn’t want to go through the extra trouble of celebrating the holiday. And then, Kevin came last year. Now we have [...]
Philadelphia Police Officer Shot, Killed
Saturday, February 14th, 2009Jesus Christ, not again. And this city wants to lay off police officers. Officer John Pawlowski is the seventh – SEVENTH! – Philly officer killed in the line of duty in two years. He is also the second officer from my division killed in 16 months. OLNEY – A 35th District police officer has been [...]
Weekend Caption Contest
Friday, February 13th, 2009Darth Swings Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winner will be announced on Monday, February 16th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Big Bag Of Wind Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Gone Rick Motel (I WON here last week!) [...]
Student Arrested For Taking Pics Of Teacher
Friday, February 13th, 2009Oh yeah, the photos were of the “upskirt” variety. And then this toad decided to pass them around the class. It’s a damned shame, too, because the teacher (left) is kinda cute – and she is probably trying her best to give these little bastards a good education. Hopefully, Curtis Pickard will soon receive a [...]
The Monkey’s Off Our Back
Friday, February 13th, 2009Last night’s ice hockey game was good. And not just “Wow, I found a quarter!” good, but “Wow, I just found Uma Thurman’s home phone number!” good. Everyone was running on all cylinders, and even I played pretty well. What are the odds? Here are the highlights: 1. The Badger came back after missing the [...]
Clinton Wants “More Balance” On Airwaves
Friday, February 13th, 2009Leave it to Bill Clinton to carry the flag for censorship. Shouldn’t he be getting a “Lewinsky” somewhere? Even though no member of Congress has scheduled hearings on the Fairness Doctrine, it remains on a hot topic on both liberal and conservative shows. There are liberal radio shows? Are they actually on the radio?? Today, [...]
“Loose” Women Mail Panties To Radicals
Friday, February 13th, 2009Do you think there is extra postage for that? MUMBAI – Thousands of Indians, many fuming over a recent assault on women in a pub, are vowing to fill bars on Valentine’s Day and send cartons of pink panties to a radical Hindu group that has branded outgoing females immoral. A “consortium of pub-going, loose [...]
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