Archive for February, 2009
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Monday, February 16th, 2009Thank God! I’m glad they approved something that will really increase the quality of our lives, instead of something trivial like a cure for cancer or an AIDS vaccine. The setting was the lobby of the OH2 Medical Spa in Alpharetta, Georgia. The women were on hand to take part in a new beauty treatment [...]
Naked Man Dies After Being Tasered
Monday, February 16th, 2009Another controversial police action in Los Angeles – just what they need. You couldn’t pay me enough to be a police officer out there. It’s a thankless job spent protecting a citizenry that despises them. And when an officer makes a mistake out there, the local media crucifies them before any evidence comes to light. [...]
Funeral Services Set For Officer Pawlowski
Monday, February 16th, 2009For those of you interested, here are the funeral arrangements for P/O Pawlowski. At 7:30 p.m. Monday night, a community mass will be held for Officer John Pawlowski at St. Anselm’s Roman Catholic Church, 12670 Dunks Ferry Road, Philadelphia. On Thursday, starting at 6 p.m., there will be a life celebration and viewing for Pawlowski [...]
No Nightmare For Lohan
Monday, February 16th, 2009Apparently she can make out with an ugly lesbian, but she can’t star alongside Freddy Krueger. Go figure. Los Angeles – Lindsay Lohan’s life isn’t that much of a Nightmare after all. Although it was reported earlier today that LiLo has signed on to star in the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street, her [...]
Off-Duty Officer Makes Homicide Arrest
Monday, February 16th, 2009Isn’t it interesting that the Philadelphia media only posts good stories about us after a police officer is murdered? And they wonder why we never talk to them. Don’t worry – they will go back to hating us soon enough. TIOGA-NICETOWN – February 15, 2009 — An off duty officer who had just visited the [...]
Matt Kenseth Wins The Daytona 500
Sunday, February 15th, 2009Good for him. I like Matt, and he was truly happy after the win. DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – Matt Kenseth is leading the Daytona 500 during a rain delay that might hand the former NASCAR champion his first victory in NASCAR’s biggest race of the year. Kenseth passed Elliott Sadler with 54 laps to go [...]
An Important Safety Tip
Sunday, February 15th, 2009I wanted to post this yesterday, but it took me a day to simmer down. There was no point in posting this if it was just going to be one “F-bomb” after another. I’m still sore about it, but I needed to write this so you folks know what we have to deal with after [...]
Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!
Sunday, February 15th, 2009You Are Fozzie Bear “Wocka! Wocka!” You’re the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn’t always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but you always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
Taiwanese Men Forced To Spy For China
Sunday, February 15th, 2009Apparently, the civil servants were “forced” to spy for China after being caught visiting “hostess bars.” TAIPEI – Four Taiwan civil servants filmed visiting hostess bars in neighboring China have been blackmailed into becoming spies for Beijing, the government of the self-ruled island said Thursday. Hostess bars? Is that the Chinese equivalent of “massage parlors?” [...]
Donna Corleone?
Sunday, February 15th, 2009Wow, what can you say about this story, except to wonder what is in the water in Italy? ANTI-Mafia cops have nicked their first transsexual godfather — who goes by the name of Kitty. Beefy Ugo Gabriele, 27, dyed his hair blonde, plucked his eyebrows and wore lipstick. He commanded a clan with dozens of [...]
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