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Wednesday, February 18th, 2009Kickass! I cannot wait until I get superpowers like Claire Bennet! WASHINGTON — An odd, greenish backward-flying comet is zipping by Earth this month, as it takes its only trip toward the sun from the farthest edges of the solar system. The comet is called Lulin, and there’s a chance it can be seen with [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, February 18th, 2009February 18, 1943 – Nazis Arrest White Rose Leaders Hans Scholl and his sister Sophie, the leaders of the German youth group Weisse Rose (White Rose), are arrested by the Gestapo for opposing the Nazi regime. The White Rose was composed of university (mostly medical) students who spoke out against Adolf Hitler and his regime. [...]
Report: Hitler Had Bad Table Manners
Wednesday, February 18th, 2009Wow, he always seemed like a really polite young man. Adolf Hitler’s uncouth behavior and shocking table manners appalled his wartime dining companions, according to a secret intelligence report discovered while cleaning out a house. The papers, marked “Must be destroyed within 48 hours of reading”, include a psychological profile of the Nazi dictator based [...]
Is America Set To Nationalize Banks?
Wednesday, February 18th, 2009Embrace socialism, beyotches! Long regarded in the US as a folly of Europeans, nationalisation is gaining rapid acceptance among Washington opinion-formers – and not just with Alan Greenspan, former Federal Reserve chairman. Perhaps stranger still, many of those talking about nationalising banks are Republicans. Lindsey Graham, the Republican senator for South Carolina, says that many [...]
“Suge” Knight Injured In Hotel Fight
Wednesday, February 18th, 2009Shocka! SCOTTSDALE, Arizona – Rap music mogul Marion “Suge” Knight was treated in the hospital for facial injuries after being injured in a fight at a local hotel, Scottsdale police said on Monday. Security at the W hotel in the city near Phoenix called police after two groups of guests exchanged “heated words in the [...]
Link Pimpage O’ The Week
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009Hey, who wants some lovin’? Well, if you’re a guy, you always do. At least I always do. Anyway, Snigs is offering it . . . because she is sick of sleeping with her husband! Okay, it’s not exactly what you think . . . or is it? You won’t know until you stop by [...]
Philly Judge Dishonors Murdered Officer
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009The next time you hear someone say that Philadelphia’s judicial system cares about Philadelphia police officers, show them this post. I was there for this, and I don’t ever remember being so angry at work than I was today. PHILADELPHIA – An altercation was reported Tuesday between members of the Philadelphia Police Department’s 35th District, [...]
Chinese Mistress Contest Goes Wrong
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009The fact that soneone held a “Chinese Mistress Contest” is kind of wrong enough, isn’t it? BEIJING, China – A married Chinese businessman who could no longer afford five mistresses held a competition to decide which one to keep. Wow, I guess the bad economy is affecting everyone. But the contest took a fatal turn [...]
Salma Hayek Reportedly Marries Frog
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009NOOOOOOOOOO! Okay, she actually married a Frenchman, but what’s the difference? PARIS – Salma Hayek picked a most romantic time and place to get married: Valentine’s Day in Paris. The Mexican-born actress wed French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault in a civil ceremony Saturday at the City Hall in Paris’ chic 6th arrondissement, according to an official [...]
Connecticut Police Shoot Attacking Chimp
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009Take your stinking paws off of me, you damn dirty ape! STAMFORD, Conn. – A 175-pound chimpanzee kept as a pet was shot and killed by a police officer Monday after it attacked a woman visiting its owners’ home, leaving her with serious facial injuries, authorities said. The injured woman, described by police as in [...]
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