Archive for February, 2009
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Friday, February 20th, 2009Lock And Load Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your original caption for this picture in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, February, 23rd. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Big Bag Of Wind Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Gone Rick Motel Right Pundits Rodney [...]
Philadelphia Says Goodbye To A Hero
Friday, February 20th, 2009It is our seventh goodbye in two and a half years. The city of Philadelphia is once again saying goodbye to a police officer killed in the line of duty. Dozens of officers gathered early Friday morning for the funeral procession of 25-year-old Officer John Pawlowski, one week after he was fatally shot in the [...]
The Carnival Of Bauer!!!
Friday, February 20th, 2009It is a great honor to host The Carnival of Bauer this week, the bloodiest and most interesting blog carnival of all. You might want to ear a pair of coveralls before reading. You’ve been warned. If you missed Monday night’s episode, fear not. V the K published his weekly TiVo Liveblog over at Blogs4Bauer. [...]
Study: Men Do Get Bikini Brain
Friday, February 20th, 2009CHICAGO, Illinois — It may seem obvious that men perceive women in sexy bathing suits as objects, but now there’s science to back it up. New research shows that, in men, the brain areas associated with handling tools and the intention to perform actions light up when viewing images of women in bikinis. Hey, I [...]
Weave Saves Woman’s Life
Friday, February 20th, 2009I guarantee this will give birth to the resurgence of the beehive hairdo in the ghetto. KANSAS CITY, Mo. – Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City woman was uninjured after a bullet fired at her ended up tangled in her hair weave. Police said the 20-year-old woman was in a [...]
Oklahoma Is OK
Thursday, February 19th, 2009Unfortunately, displaying a sign protesting President Obama is not OK. I rarely criticize another department, but in this case, the Oklahoma City officer really frakked up. I wonder if this would have happened if the subject of the sign was President Bush? Probably not. The police officers who stopped Oklahoma City motorist Chip Harrison and [...]
Wing Bowl Raises $20,000 For Slain Officers
Thursday, February 19th, 2009A terrific – and damned timely – story from my town. Philadelphia’s annual “Wing Bowl” showed its charitable side on Thursday morning, at a poignant time for the city’s police department. The morning crew from radio station 610 WIP presented a $20,000 check, proceeds from Wing Bowl XVII, to the FOP Survivors Fund. Police commissioner [...]
The Lawyers Have Destroyed America
Thursday, February 19th, 2009If you thought this was true before, you will be completely convinced after reading this story. NEW YORK — A Manhattan jury awarded $2.33 million to a man who lost his leg after drunkenly stumbling onto the path of an oncoming subway train. And of course, the shyster lawyer thinks this is the train operator’s [...]
Danica Patrick’s Ink Not Spotted?
Thursday, February 19th, 2009Apparently, Sports Illustrated airbrushed Danica Patrick’s lower back tattoo out of this year’s Swimsuit Issue. Last year? Not so much. Ah, Danica Patrick stories. What would the world of racing be without you? The latest pseudocontroversy surrounding Danica comes as several folks with way too much interest in Ms. Patrick’s ink noticed something hinky going [...]
Who Knew Bad Manners Were Dangerous?
Thursday, February 19th, 2009Apparently in Massachusetts, they can almost get you killed. Remember that the next time you break wind and don’t say, “Excuse me.” I think blaming the dog is okay, though. FALMOUTH, Mass. – A man faces assault charges after allegedly striking another man with a golf club in an argument over manners. Police told the [...]
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