Archive for February, 2009
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Sunday, February 22nd, 2009Okay, normally I wouldn’t give an Oscar’s arse about the Academy Awards, but I figured since a lot of people actually care about this crap, I should throw in my two bits. (That’s thoughts, kids. Get your minds out of the gutter.) Here is how a big, dumb guy sees tonight’s fesitivites: 1. I want [...]
An Earp Clan Sports Wrap-Up
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009It’s been a busy sports week here at the ranch, so I figured I’d throw all of the news into one tight little package . . . But enough about Maria Sharapova, let’s get to the details. On Thursday night, my hockey team faced off against the Rink Rats. The rat bastards – pun intended [...]
US To Chavez: Hugo Away Now
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009Earlier this week, the voters of Venezuela decided to eliminate term limits for its politicians. As a matter of course, it is a safe bet that President Hugo Chavez is now El Presidente for Life. Joy. You thought this guy was an arrogant ass before? Imagine how uppity he will be now that he is [...]
New Book Portrays Wyatt Earp As Villain
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009Well, it’s good to know that some people hated the cops back then as much as they hate us now. At least they’re consistent. TOMBSTONE -Guns drawn, Wyatt Earp, his two brothers and Doc Holliday stride toward Ike Clanton and his gang of drunken outlaws. Each side shouts threats. Long after the 30-second shootout on [...]
Villains, I Say To You, “Stop All That Evil!”
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009Or, I’ll fill you full o’ lead. Snigs and RT sent me this link to The Hero Factory, and I must admit it kicks ass. Strangely enough, this is exactly what my body looks like in tights! And . . . the missus: You can create your very own comic book hero and control every [...]
Mmm . . . Beer!
Saturday, February 21st, 2009You Are Beer! You don’t need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars. More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends. And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you’re a happy camper. But don’t mix things up: “Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!” What Alcoholic Drink [...]
Robbery Suspect Fatally Shot By Police
Saturday, February 21st, 2009Serves him right for not obeying the officers’ commands. Look, after the events of last week, anyone who robs someone point of gun, flees police, and refuses to take their hands out of their pockets when ordered is going to see a world of hurt. Believe it. A Philly cop fatally wounded a gun-toting robbery [...]
Clinton Cat “Socks” Put To Sleep
Saturday, February 21st, 2009Strangely enough, Hillary did the same thing to Vince Foster. WASHINGTON — Socks, the cat who won international fame during his years in the Clinton White House, was euthanized Friday after months of treatment for cancer. Of for God’s sake, they were treating the cat’s cancer??? Socks, who was born in 1989, was put to [...]
Jackman To Do Oscars “Drunk And Nude”
Saturday, February 21st, 2009I think I just heard my female readers all pass out at once. Los Angeles – Sunday night’s Oscars host, Hugh Jackman, is sure to shake things up. For one thing, he’s not a professional comedian like most previous hosts. For another, he tells CNN that he plans to do the entire show naked and [...]
86-Year Old Receives $1,000 Phone Sex Bill
Saturday, February 21st, 2009Wow, that is really creepy on so many levels. Although there is the chance she just wanted to see what it was like, then fell asleep as the bill racked up. I’m just sayin’. BELLEVUE, Neb. – The family of an 86-year-old woman who was billed for over $1,000 in phone sex calls suspects identify [...]
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