Joe Biden: Stimulus Czar
By Wyatt Earp | February 23, 2009
Funniest appointment . . . evah!
President Obama has turned to his own vice president to oversee implementation of the $787 billion economic stimulus package, part of which will be available this week for state Medicaid programs.
Joe Biden was the best man for this job? Is he serious? How about appointing someone intelligent for such a critical position – or was Dennis Kucinich unavailable?
Obama announced his decision before the National Governors Association in Washington on Monday, saying Vice President Joe Biden will help ensure the distribution of the money is not just swift, “but also efficient and effective.”
Efficient and effective. “What are ‘Words never associated with Joe Biden,’ Alex?” Correct!
“The fact that I’m asking my vice president to personally lead this effort shows how important it is for our country and future to get this right,” he said. (H/T – FOXNews)
Bawahahahahahahahaha! Joe Biden has about as much of a chance at getting this right as I do of being named police commissioner.
Sorry, but if Obama really wanted to ensure compliance and effectiveness, he would have picked someone with an economic background and not someone who asks a wheelchair-bound state senator to “Stand up, Chuck! Let ‘em see ya!” Idiot.
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I remember watching the Depression on TV …
Well, if we weren’t frakked before, we’re sure as heck frakked now.
Remember : It was Joe “Where’s Waldo?” Biden who told us that “Jobs is a three-letter word. J-O-B-S !”
/ WHAT A DOUCHE-BAG !
Joe “Where’s Waldo?” Biden is Barry’s very own Ed McMahon.
Joe it’s patriotic to pay taxes unless you are in “O” Dumbo’s regime.
Hey while your at it, get a second job to pay for sombody else’s house while your at it.
I ran “stimulus czar” through an anagram generator and liked the following.
A SCUM IRS LUTZ
A SCUM SIR LUTZ
SCAM URIS LUTZ
LARS MUCUS ZIT
and the winner goes to…
SARI SCUM LUTZ
Yeah, this is some real Change. I can feel it.
Dumb yes, and guarateed he’s gonna scrape a billion or so off for HIS folks…
The only consolation one can take from anything involving Joe Biden is that he still hasn’t figured out how to control his big mouth. Always the reliable laughingstock.
Joe “Where’s Waldo?” Biden is Barry’s very own Ed McMahon.
Does that mean Biden will be knocking on people’s doors with balloons and oversized check in hand?
In the Sea Service, certain things, usually stupid and inane were give the label of “Idiot Locker.” It seems that everything inside the beltway can be officially designated as such. The states surrounding DC should put up signs stating, You are now entering the National Idiot Locker.
Not much, but something.
My frustration level with these dumb asses is getting to the Golf Foxtrot Yankee level.
Doghouse – Until it was interrupted by the Al Capone trial.
Raptor – Don’t drop the soap, America!
Higgs – Douchebag: 9 letters, right?
Rico – Pretty soon, we’ll al have to work three jobs to pay our neighbor’s bills.
Kaveman – Agreed. last one is the most apropos.
Admiral – I feel it, too – right in the nether regions.
Old NFO – ACORN will soon be driving Cadillacs.
Morgan – He is a sarcastic blogger’s dream.
RT – Hey-ooooo!
Glenn – Copy that. Definitely a GFY moment here.
God help us.