Jack Was Hit By A Bus!!!
By Wyatt Earp | February 2, 2009
Oh my God! They almost killed Jack! You bastards!
For those of you with weak stomachs, you may want to shield your eyes during this bystander video. It is pretty gruesome.
Now, Jack’s conditions are currently unknown, but the fact that the media is running this footage on a continuous loop is despicable. A man has been seriously hurt, and this is not the time for a ratings boost.
That being said, those of you with Jack in the Box restaurants in your area should stay away from some of the menu items for a while. Especially if Jack doesn’t make it. Somehow, I have a feeling that if the worst happens, we’ll be seeing him again real soon. Mental note: Do not order the tacos . . . unless you’re a big fan of Soylent Green. You’ve been warned.
“Jack in the Box is people!!!”
Topics: Evil = Funny | 4 Comments »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dorkelina – This is not happening. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
Dangit! Again, someone got to my comment before I did!
I miss Jack in the Box. We haven’t had one around here for decades.
Did you notice he was trying to cross Hope? Hmm…government conspiracy?
RT – He was assassinated by Al Gore, I think.