Woman Gets Stuck Headfirst In Vent
By Wyatt Earp | January 7, 2009
Okay, we might as well get this out of the way: “Was she a blond?”
OGDEN, Utah – Talk about deep cleaning. An woman was recovering after spending more than a day lodged inside a vent at her home after falling in while vacuuming it. Ogden police Lt. Scott Sangberg said they came to the 55-year-old woman’s house after family members called police to say they hadn’t heard from her in more than a day.
Police entered the home and found the woman stuck headfirst down a large cold air return vent, The Salt Lake Tribune reported in its online edition Tuesday.
Ogden fire Deputy Chief Chad Tucker said the woman was vacuuming vents when saw something inside one, reached for it and fell in. (H/T – Yahoo!)
So that explains why The British Bird hasn’t been around lately.
*ducks*
Topics: Evil = Funny | 7 Comments »
January 7th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Will this cure her OCD?
January 7th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Doghouse – One can only hope. At least before she gets to the chimney!
January 7th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
The grim reaper almost got another one.
January 7th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Whenever my wife asks for help cleaning house I can now tell her it’s too dangerous…
January 7th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
You sure know how to live dangerously, Marshall
Signed “The British Bloke”
January 7th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
At least she was cleaning something…
January 7th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Admiral – And we almost handed out another Darwin Award.
Mike47 – Whoo hoo! Way to cite precedent!
Alan B – Yeah, but she probably doesn’t know where I live. Heh.
Captain – See? With the bad comes the good.