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Undesirables Of The World Unite!

By Wyatt Earp | January 13, 2009

real-touchApparently, there is a new breakthrough in lovin’ technology. My guess is that it is a devise that keeps men awake for “cuddling.”

Oh come on, you know that’s funny!

LAS VEGAS – While nearby porn stars autographed action photos and flashed their assets for camera-clutching fans at the annual Adult Entertainment Expo, Brett Drysdale discretely demonstrated “the newest breakthrough in sex technology.” (H/TAFP)

The rest of the article is a tad graphic, so let me just say this: The breakthrough is a machine that makes Sssteve attractive to women. Heh.

Topics: WTF? | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Undesirables Of The World Unite!”

  1. dorkelina says:

    This is the kind of thing the weirdos in Second Life have been trying to develop for a while now.

    Quit snickering! I read about this stuff on their blogs.

    I’m not that desperate to pry Sgt. Bones off me. ~_^

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

    Dorkelina – You’re not? Heh. You had better start prying, though . . . unless you want to get knocked up again. Heh.

  3. Doghouse says:

    When this is widely available, Flynt won’t need his buyout.

  4. Wyatt Earp says:

    Doghouse – I didn’t think he needed one! Pr0n is a huge money maker . . . um, for other people, I mean.

  5. USA_Admiral says:

    And the porn industry needs a bail out after this?

    I kinda like the term “undesirables”. ;-)

  6. RT says:

    I didn’t read the article, but does it mean I have hope?

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    Admiral – I figured I was talking about myself, so “undesirables” was less insulting.

    RT – You? No, not at all. Ha!