Undesirables Of The World Unite!
By Wyatt Earp | January 13, 2009
Apparently, there is a new breakthrough in lovin’ technology. My guess is that it is a devise that keeps men awake for “cuddling.”
Oh come on, you know that’s funny!
LAS VEGAS – While nearby porn stars autographed action photos and flashed their assets for camera-clutching fans at the annual Adult Entertainment Expo, Brett Drysdale discretely demonstrated “the newest breakthrough in sex technology.” (H/T – AFP)
The rest of the article is a tad graphic, so let me just say this: The breakthrough is a machine that makes Sssteve attractive to women. Heh.
Topics: WTF? | 7 Comments »
January 13th, 2009 at 6:09 am
This is the kind of thing the weirdos in Second Life have been trying to develop for a while now.
Quit snickering! I read about this stuff on their blogs.
I’m not that desperate to pry Sgt. Bones off me. ~_^
January 13th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Dorkelina – You’re not? Heh. You had better start prying, though . . . unless you want to get knocked up again. Heh.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:48 am
When this is widely available, Flynt won’t need his buyout.
January 13th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Doghouse – I didn’t think he needed one! Pr0n is a huge money maker . . . um, for other people, I mean.
January 13th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
And the porn industry needs a bail out after this?
I kinda like the term “undesirables”.
January 13th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
I didn’t read the article, but does it mean I have hope?
January 14th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Admiral – I figured I was talking about myself, so “undesirables” was less insulting.
RT – You? No, not at all. Ha!