Fatwa Declared Upon Amy Winehouse
By Wyatt Earp | January 10, 2009
Amy Winehouse: The reason burkhas were invented.
Finally, an issue in which both terrorists and music lovers can agree upon!
Relax, folks. I am obviously kidding around, but you have to admit that this is a little bit funny. Winehouse could probably whoop the arses of every terrorist on earth . . . at once!
In other serious, sad news, this week Amy Winehouse and her superstar producer Mark Ronson, both of whom are Jewish, were allegedly targeted by Islamic extremists. U.K. newspaper The Sun reported that a post in a forum on Ummah.com called for users to compile “a list of top Jews we can target,” and the list included both Amy and Mark’s names.
British anti-terror expert Glen Jenvey told The Sun that these threats should not be taken lightly: “The Ummah website has been used by extremists. Those listed should treat it very seriously. Expect a hate campaign and intimidation by 20 or 30 thugs.” As if Amy Winehouse didn’t have enough troubles… (H/T – Yahoo!)
Sources said that Winehouse reacted to the fatwa by smoking weed, getting drunk, and eating three pounds of bacon. Heh.
Filthy Islamofascist animals. I’m glad Israel is kicking their sorry arses.
Topics: War On Terror | 7 Comments »
Can’t we just give em this one?
Picking Amy Winehouse is like targeting someone on life support with almost no pulse. Duh.
I rest my case from the Grenada swimsuit saga.
In this case, shouldn’t they substitute a Skinnywa for the normal Fatwa?
Holy crap, she’s not dead yet? She LOOKS dead in that pic!
Poor dear. She actually can sing well. I hope she gets her act together.
Oh come on now, no way would she eat bacon. First off, there’s the Jewish reason, and second, I don’t think she eats anything! I also agree with Ky Person- at least the girl has talent, and a good reason to get clean. I mean, she could DO something with herself, it’s not like she’s Britney Spears.