TomKat Separated At The Golden Globes?
By Wyatt Earp | December 21, 2008
Yeah, you read correctly. Katie Holmes may not accompany “husband” Tom to the Golden Globes because she will be busy with her own “career.” Sorry, I can’t write “career” without laughing.
Katie Holmes is facing one of the biggest choices of her life.
At issue: January 11th, 2009. It’s the final performance of “All My Sons” on Broadway. In New York. On the East Coast.
However: on the west coast, hubby Tom Cruise is nominated for Best Supporting Actor (suppress that laughter) for his brief comic turn in “Tropic Thunder.”
Cruise is like the King of the Globes, their most desired participant for TV ratings, bigger even than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The actor will be only two weeks into the launch of his movie, “Valkyrie,” and the Globes show may be his final publicity pitch.
So what to do?
Ina Treciokas, Katie’s press rep, answers the question definitively. “Katie’s decided to stay and her do last show,” Ina tells me. “She won’t be going with Tom to the Globes. The cast of ‘All My Sons’ has been like a family and they want to end it together.” (H/T - FOXNews)
So the question remains: Who will be Tom’s date for the awards show? Fear not, dear readers - I have the answer:
What? Oh come on, you’re laughing!
Topics: Snarkasm |
December 21st, 2008 at 12:24 pm
LLLLadies! hahahaha!
December 21st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Great idea,Wyatt,maybe they could tour together since Katys so busy. Can see it now,holdin hands,jumpin on Oprahs sofa,maybe remaking Toms, greatest movies? Like “The Last Flameri” & “Fairy McGuire”.
December 21st, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Maybe Katie is starting to see Tom’s ever dimming light.
December 21st, 2008 at 8:45 pm
DL474 - I figured you’d like that. I’m surprised he isn’t arrested for those short-shorts.
Diller - It would be faa-buu-lous!
Admiral - She’s kind of a dim bulb herself, though.
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 am
If Richard isn’t available, maybe he can get Officer Dangle from Reno 911. LOL
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:20 am
And I should care why? Katie Holmes was the worst thing about Batman Begins. She looked about 12, and she’s supposed to be a lawyer?
Don’t even get me started on Tom Cruise, that overrated ratfaced little weasel.
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I lost all respect for her when she dumped her boyfriend, hooked up with Cruise, then joined his anti-Catholic cult.