Burger King Launches Beef Body Spray
By Wyatt Earp | December 18, 2008
Dude, this guy is really scary.
Apparently, The King suffers from B.O. - Burger Odor.
NEW YORK — Looking to beef up your mojo this holiday season?
Burger King Corp. may have just the thing. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men’s body spray called “Flame.” The company describes the spray as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”
The fragrance is on sale at New York City retailer Ricky’s NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.
Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend. ()
Personally, I find “The King” particularly creepy. I don’t think a burger-scented spray is going to fix that. I’m just sayin’.
Topics: WTF? |
December 18th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Wouldn’t a scent like that increase the chances of unsolicited bites, nibbles or errrrrrrrrr nm
December 18th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
E.L. - Can we get some ice over here for E.L., please!
December 18th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
My brain just exploded inside my skull.
December 18th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Kim - Does it smell like char-broiled beef?
December 18th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
[...] burger king, char broiled, eau de toilette, ew, fast food wtf, scents | They paid me to wear it. It took two shampoos to get it out of my hair. And then I quit. Of course it was better [...]
December 18th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Rosie O’Donuts is launching her own line of lesbian perfumes in a cooperative venture with Tuna Helper®.
December 18th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
B.C. - Bawahahahahaha! Mayo not included!
December 18th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
For once I am speechless (or typless).
December 19th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Now, the scent of french fries…that would make me “happy”.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Because when you think of romance, you think of restaurants featuring ketchup packets and napkin dispensers.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Kinda in the same theme as B.C., hope like hell Long John Silvers, dose’nt launch one.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:20 am
I wonder if he’s a “Whopper Virgin”?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:26 am
I am going to fry burgers and bottle up the leftover grease and sell my own “knock off” version!
December 19th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Remember the little old lady from the Where’s the beef? Wendy’s commercials?
Why do I have visions of her asking Flame wearing men that question…only to be disappointed by the answer?
December 19th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Ahh Haa! Eureka!!
You smell like beef and you’ve got a Whopper!!
(Crossing fingers hoping this one doesn’t violate forum rules.)
December 19th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Why would anyone intentionally try to smell like that?! I find the odor of Burger King to be the second most revolting fast food smell, right behind Taco Bell. I make Sgt. Bones shower and brush his teeth if he dines at either establishment, before I will allow him to even give me a kiss hello. I don’t think he’s been to Taco Bell in a few years now, because he knows how offensive it is to my delicate feminine nose. ^_^
December 19th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Wyatt, that’s just ……………………….cold