Drunken Undertaker Terrorizes In Hearse
By Wyatt Earp | October 22, 2008
BOY!!!!!
Yeah, that’s the way to pick up the babes. Driving around with a corpse in the back of your car. Of course, it works for JumpOut, so . . .
SYDNEY (Reuters) – An Australian undertaker who got drunk and followed a woman in his hearse, honking the horn and shouting threats, was making a “cry for help,” his lawyer told a Sydney court Tuesday.
Adam Lee’s life revolved around Caring Funerals and his work for the Rotary club, lawyer Roland Bonnicci told the magistrate.
But he acknowledged that Lee, 37, did binge drink on weekends and his “mental state is deteriorating,” the Australian Associated Press (AAP) reported.
The prosecutor, Sergeant Paul McGirr, was unimpressed with the man’s defense. “The only cry for help on that evening was the cry for help by Maureen Wyer, who was the victim,” he said. (H/T – Reuters)
That’s great and all, but this guy is obviously a rank amateur. If you really want to terrorize people while driving around in a hearse, you need to take a lesson from The Tall Man . . .
Topics: WTF? | 7 Comments »
October 22nd, 2008 at 3:52 am
Okay, that is just creepy. Shivers…
October 22nd, 2008 at 8:06 am
“hey lady, wanna climb in back and I’ll show you a stiff one?” What a great pick up line!
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:09 am
Who knew I would see Angus Scrimm today.
October 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 am
I think works is a little strong.
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:29 am
“His and Hearse”
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:49 am
What an idiot. I wonder what he did in “the shop” when he was binge drinkin?
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:03 am
RT – Like you never did it in the back of a hearse . . .
Vincent – Imagine the broads we could have landed if we only knew!
Deathlok – Phantasm: One of the best horror movies . . . EVER!
JumpOut – Well, it works some of the time.
Doghouse – Well crafted!
Admiral – Brain bleach!