Comments on: Man Gets Nut Stuck Around Penis

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 04:14:00 +0000

89 – Not a problem. Wasn’t implying, but I can see where someone would get the impression.

B.C. – You forgot to add, “Thank you, I’ll be here all week!”

Sully – Nuts for his nuts, I’d say.

Aunt Noreen – Bawahahahahahaha!

RT – Wanna see some? I can send you a photo of mine. HA!

FD – Who would even think of something this idiotic?

By: fuzzysdad01

fuzzysdad01 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:01:15 +0000

I am cringing in pain at the tought of what this nimrod did to himself.

By: RT

RT — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:53:49 +0000

Eh, never been to a ship yard or fabricating shop, so I’ve never seen the huge nuts you mention.

By: aunt noreen

aunt noreen — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:20:51 +0000

Some times you feel like a nut, some times you don’t

By: Sully

Sully — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:47:28 +0000

Clearly, the guy is nuts. Ouch!!

By: B.C.

B.C. — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:28:14 +0000

When I saw the headline to the post, my immediate thought was “Oh no, not another Britney Spears story!”.

It’ll be a while before he’s “bustin’ a nut” again!

He was trying to get in one last free screw before he tied the knot.

He shouldn’t have applied the Locktite® to the nut before putting it on his willie.

RT: If you’d ever been around a fabricating shop, such as in a power plant or ship yard, you’d know that there are HUGE nuts out there. (Some of them take 4 or 5 guys using 6 or 8-foot wrenches to turn.) But, I’m thinking he probably just used one from the inside of his wristwatch.

By: 89

89 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:12:38 +0000

… and on a second read I don’t think you were implying that.

Sorry about that.

By: 89

89 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:11:38 +0000

Wyatt Earp, I don’t think the photo is supposed to be of the actual man, but to be an illustration of a hospital treatment room.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:56:05 +0000

RT – I am guessing he’s nekkid from the tan line. Heh,

By: RT

RT — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:22:55 +0000

1. How small is his little dude that he could get a nut on it/around it?

2. Isn’t a good idea to not put torches near a penis anyway?

3. That was some major performance anxiety. I hope the loss of blood and skin was worth it, because now he can’t consummate his marriage (if there is one).

Poor guy, but geeeeeez!

Oh, and is that a picture of a nekkid man on the post? I’m just asking. It’s been a while and I have forgotten what one looks like.