Man Gets Nut Stuck Around Penis
By Wyatt Earp | September 1, 2008
Yeah, that’s right. You will not believe this story. And even if you do, it will certainly make you cringe for the rest of the day.
KUALA LUMPUR – A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
DUDE!!! What the Hell??? If they say that the man welded it to his Johnson, I am going to pass out.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
The irony of a man getting a nut stuck around his penis is just too good. If I weren’t crossing my legs and wincing right now, I would be having a good laugh.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
Oh dear God, make it stop! No mas, no mas!
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer. (H/T – AFP)
And for the record, I believe the man tried to attach a nut – as in nut and bolt – there, instead of a large acorn. Good thing, too, or the squirrels would get him!
Topics: Uncategorized | 10 Comments »
September 1st, 2008 at 12:22 am
1. How small is his little dude that he could get a nut on it/around it?
2. Isn’t a good idea to not put torches near a penis anyway?
3. That was some major performance anxiety. I hope the loss of blood and skin was worth it, because now he can’t consummate his marriage (if there is one).
Poor guy, but geeeeeez!
Oh, and is that a picture of a nekkid man on the post? I’m just asking. It’s been a while and I have forgotten what one looks like.
September 1st, 2008 at 1:56 am
RT – I am guessing he’s nekkid from the tan line. Heh,
September 1st, 2008 at 7:11 am
Wyatt Earp, I don’t think the photo is supposed to be of the actual man, but to be an illustration of a hospital treatment room.
September 1st, 2008 at 7:12 am
… and on a second read I don’t think you were implying that.
Sorry about that.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:28 am
When I saw the headline to the post, my immediate thought was “Oh no, not another Britney Spears story!”.
It’ll be a while before he’s “bustin’ a nut” again!
He was trying to get in one last free screw before he tied the knot.
He shouldn’t have applied the Locktite® to the nut before putting it on his willie.
RT: If you’d ever been around a fabricating shop, such as in a power plant or ship yard, you’d know that there are HUGE nuts out there. (Some of them take 4 or 5 guys using 6 or 8-foot wrenches to turn.) But, I’m thinking he probably just used one from the inside of his wristwatch.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:47 am
Clearly, the guy is nuts. Ouch!!
September 1st, 2008 at 10:20 am
Some times you feel like a nut, some times you don’t
September 1st, 2008 at 11:53 am
Eh, never been to a ship yard or fabricating shop, so I’ve never seen the huge nuts you mention.
September 1st, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I am cringing in pain at the tought of what this nimrod did to himself.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:14 am
89 – Not a problem. Wasn’t implying, but I can see where someone would get the impression.
B.C. – You forgot to add, “Thank you, I’ll be here all week!”
Sully – Nuts for his nuts, I’d say.
Aunt Noreen – Bawahahahahahaha!
RT – Wanna see some? I can send you a photo of mine. HA!
FD – Who would even think of something this idiotic?