“I Ain’t Going Back To No Rehab!”
By Wyatt Earp | September 8, 2008
You’ll never guess who’s “chasing the dragon.”
BEIJING (AFP) – An elephant has kicked his heroin habit after a three-year stint on an island rehab in southern China, an official and state media said Thursday.
I didn’t know Rosie O’Donnell had a drug problem!
The four-year-old Asian elephant, called Xiguang, has now being transported to a wildlife reserve in southwest China after being cured of his addiction with some clean living on Hainan island, Xinhua said.
Although, the elephant still gets “the munchies.”
Xiguang became hooked on the narcotic after animal smugglers captured him and other elephants by luring them with bananas laced with heroin in 2005, the official news agency said. (H/T – AFP)
Strangely enough, I landed my first girlfriend by giving her fruit laced with rufees!
Topics: Snarkasm | 5 Comments »
September 8th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Hmmm…a few thoughts…
Imagine how hard it would be to sneak off and do a drug deal when you’re an elephant.
I wonder if they make the trumpeting noise when they’re snorting a line?
September 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am
DL474 – The Dumbo (The Flying Elephant) story now makes much more sense.
September 8th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
If we see him with any brownies we’ll know he’s fallen off the wagon.
September 8th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Doghouse – How do you check an elephant for track marks?
September 8th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Very carefully, Wyatt.